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Dan Jenkins

American Author

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When you're a fledgling youth-type adult, it appears that all people in their 40s look old enough to be in a painting hanging on the wall of a stately home in England. It's not until you limp into your 70s that people in their 40s look too young to vote, and college cheerleaders closely resemble Yorkshire terriers. Dan Jenkins

Home You Vote People Old College Young Painting Too Enough Stately All People Adult Look Until Cheerleaders Limp Wall Closely Yorkshire Hanging Old Enough Your England Resemble Appears

Tiger Woods was a month away from 34 years of age when his debutantes began turning up in the news. He was a grown man with a wife and two children. Well, we supposed he had a wife, but that was before we learned she was only an ornament. Dan Jenkins

News Man Age Wife Before Month Only Had He Supposed She Well Learned Tiger Tiger Woods His Years Began Up Children Woods Turning Grown Grown Man Away Ornament Two

All I've ever done is try to get at the truth of the matter. Dan Jenkins

Truth Matter Try Get Done Ever

I love Twitter. Dan Jenkins

Love Twitter

Golf is 90% mental. Once you know how to hold the club, swing it, it's all in the mind. Dan Jenkins

You Mind Club Once Mental Know How Hold Golf Swing

I hate political correctness. Dan Jenkins

Hate Political Correctness Political Correctness

There are no Dave Marrs anymore. Dan Jenkins

Dave Anymore

I don't cover golf tournaments anymore - I preside over them. Dan Jenkins

Tournaments Over Cover Anymore Golf Them

The greatly anticipated 2009 Masters was like going to a Broadway hit and finding out that the star, Sir Tiger Woods, was off that night, and his replacement was the cab driver who dropped you off at the theater. Dan Jenkins

You Broadway Out Finding Cab Cab Driver Driver Dropped Like Tiger Masters Tiger Woods His Off Anticipated Greatly Replacement Sir Hit Going Woods Theater Who Star Night

You can't have a U.S. Open anymore without an extra course to store all the hospitality tents. I used to be able to drive up to the clubhouse and park like the players. Now, there are seven corporate hospitality guys who have my spot, and I'm on a bus. Dan Jenkins

There's nothing anyone can do about Tiger Woods but look at his game and swoon. Dan Jenkins

Game Nothing About Look Tiger Tiger Woods His Woods Anyone

My life has been very lucky, but I made some of that luck. Dan Jenkins

Life Made My Life Luck Has-Been Some Been Very Lucky

Players don't usually like anybody who makes more money than they do. Dan Jenkins

Money More Like Makes Than Anybody Who Players

Fort Worth is friendly; it's still a Texas town. It's the most Texas city in Texas. Dan Jenkins

Worth City Town Most Still Texas Friendly Fort

Something mystical happens to every writer who goes to the Masters for the first time, some sort of emotional experience that results in a search party having to be sent out to recover his typewriter from a clump of azaleas. Dan Jenkins

Time Experience First Party Every Typewriter Out Some Something Having Recover Results Mystical Emotional Writer Sort Masters First Time His Goes Happens Sent Who Search

Locker rooms and grill rooms are still the best places to find out things you don't know - at the Masters or any other golf tournament. Dan Jenkins

Best You Other Locker Out Find Tournament Know Masters Still Any Golf Golf Tournament Grill Places Rooms Things

I probably remember the 1954 Masters more vividly than any of the others. Dan Jenkins

Remember Others Vividly More Masters Than Any

Golf was never a religion to me. Dan Jenkins

Religion Me Never Golf

The first thing they gave me at 'Sports Illustrated' was a first-class air card. 'And oh, by the way, there's the petty cash drawer,' they told me. 'Take a few thousand dollars for expenses.' Dan Jenkins

The key to any good sports story is identifying the defining moment. In football games or a boxing match, it's usually pretty obvious. But in golf, sometimes it happens on Thursday. Usually it's Sunday, but guys who don't know the game, they can miss it. Dan Jenkins

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