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Larry David
Larry David
American Actor
Born: Jul 2, 1947
About Life Me People Think You
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough. Larry David
Man Hair Diamond Head Bald Confident Anyone Your Full Rough
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. Larry David
Work Freedom You Complete Complete Freedom Concerned Succeeding
I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted. Larry David
Sometimes Some Misinterpreted How Surprised Actions
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate. Larry David
Fight People Fighting Eat Like Get Where Place While Them Ski Chocolate Switzerland
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. Larry David
Time Best Mom You Single Situation Too Worlds Kids Best Part About Parent Both Both Worlds Part Because Said Single Parent Lot Off Get Being
I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. Larry David
Wonderful Tough Miserable Adjust Had Adulthood Because Wonderful Childhood Childhood Which Hard
I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous. Larry David
Think Addiction Anonymous Surprised Literally Golf
Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens. Larry David
Life Change Sometimes New Life Hair Country Back See Head New Name Come Make Foreign Foreign Country Coming Just Happens Moving Fantasies Full Even
My defensiveness in life really helps me as a driver. Larry David
Life Me Driver Really Helps
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. Larry David
War Army National Guard President President Bush Finally Those Having Put Because Motives Questioned End National Guard Up Stood Happier Bush Height Vietnam Vietnam War Who Reserve Served
I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter. Larry David
Happy People Laughter Stage Energy About Only Feed Audience Off Just Really
I believe in something. Larry David
Believe Something
No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all. Larry David
Me People Saw Would Would-Be Bowl Underneath Am Privately Shocked Ever Mush
I've been in therapy. I know enough about myself now to know that I really don't need to know anymore. Larry David
Myself Enough About Know Been Anymore Really Therapy Now Need
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. Larry David
Man Woman Humiliating Pants Involve Most Trying Suffer Things
I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently. Larry David
Life People My Life Tell Done Decent Inadvertently Now Thing Albeit
I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic. Larry David
Panic Embrace Stay Tend
All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it. Larry David
Life My Life Allergic Bad Able Eat Only Perfect Could Metaphor Discovered Caviar Afford Certainly Sudden Fill
I'm a walking, talking enigma. We're a dying breed. Larry David
Talking Walking Dying Breed Enigma
Golf and dating don't mix. Larry David
Dating Mix Golf
I'm a walking, talking enigma. Larry David
Talking Walking Enigma
I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab. Larry David
Job Cab Had Drove
I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. Larry David
Heart People Some People Some Attacks Die Just Closure Not Interested Interested Right
Anything that's for free, people will take. They don't discriminate. Larry David
People Will Free Free People Take Discriminate Anything
At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me. Larry David
Character Me Thought First Doing Just Gonna Realize
I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation. Larry David
Life Generation Will Heritage Ensure At Least One More Misery Over Empty Pass Least Continue Years Led Forty Forty Years Now
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