Stephen Colbert quote

Previous quote
I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Born: May 13, 1964

Topics

News, You, Jokes, Laugh, Make, Affect, Politically, Use, Socially, Palette, Here

Links

Cite this page: Citation

Related Authors

George Carlin, Groucho Marx, Milton Berle, Mitch Hedberg, Robin Williams, Rodney Dangerfield, Steven Wright, W. C. Fields
Whose Boat Is This Boat?: Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane
Whose Boat Is This Boat?: Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane
on Amazon
Buy now

Quotes To Explore

If people in the media cannot decide whether they are in the business of reporting news or manufacturing propaganda, it is all the more important that the public understand that difference, and choose their news sources accordingly. Thomas Sowell
News Business People Important Propaganda More Understand Sources Accordingly Reporting Difference Decide Cannot Whether Public Choose Manufacturing Media
We relish news of our heroes, forgetting that we are extraordinary to somebody too. Helen Hayes
News Heroes Somebody Too Extraordinary Our Relish Forgetting
We all have our likes and our dislikes. But... when we're doing news - when we're doing the front-page news, not the back page, not the op-ed pages, but when we're doing the daily news, covering politics - it is our duty to be sure that we do not permit our prejudices to show. That is simply basic journalism. Walter Cronkite
Politics News Daily Duty Back Our Op-Ed Simply Journalism Likes Sure Permit Doing Covering Dislikes Page Prejudices Pages Show Daily News Basic
Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don't know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is! Anne Frank
Inspirational Love Good Great News You Good News Everyone Inside Potential Know Piece Him How How Much Accomplish Much Your
Good news is rare these days, and every glittering ounce of it should be cherished and hoarded and worshipped and fondled like a priceless diamond. Hunter S. Thompson
Good News Good News Rare Diamond Every Ounce Worshipped Priceless Days Glittering Like Cherished Should
I was a Great Society liberal on domestic issues. People ask me, 'How do you go from Walter Mondale to Fox News?' The answer is, 'I was young once.' End of answer. Charles Krauthammer
Great News Me You People Young Society Liberal Once Great Society Answer How Go Issues Domestic End Ask Fox Fox News
More information is always better than less. When people know the reason things are happening, even if it's bad news, they can adjust their expectations and react accordingly. Keeping people in the dark only serves to stir negative emotions. Simon Sinek
News People Emotions Dark Better Negative Adjust Bad More Only Bad News Know React Always Stir Accordingly Than Expectations Happening Information Less Reason Even Serve Keeping Things
Trump is unloved in his own house. A figure of ridicule, a theatrical creation, he is almost sympathetic. He was told by the greedy and the outright stupid that he would make a swell president. The Liar's Paradox has spun out of control, with liars lying to a liar who believed the lie. What would that be called? Fox News, I think. Richard Cohen
News Lie Liar Stupid Greedy Own Control Creation Think Liars Lying President Unloved Out Paradox Would Outright He Almost House Make His Spun Trump Theatrical Figure Swell Who Ridicule Believed Fox Fox News Sympathetic
Honesty and integrity are absolutely essential for success in life - all areas of life. The really good news is that anyone can develop both honesty and integrity. Zig Ziglar
Life Success Good News Integrity Honesty Good News Both Area Absolutely Develop Essential Anyone Really
If you can manipulate news, a judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail, a smart accountant can keep a thief from paying taxes, a smart reporter could ruin your reputation- unfairly. Mario Cuomo
News You Judge Law Smart Lawyer Reputation Thief Ruin Killer Out Could Accountant Reporter Unfairly Jail Manipulate Taxes Your Paying Keep

More quotes?

Try another of these similiar topics.

About
Site pages
Top Quotes
Authors
Today's birthdays
Copyright © Quotesia 2024