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Ron Shock

American Comedian

Born: Oct 19, 1942

Died: May 17, 2012

Comedy Funny Like People Time Wanted

Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

It has been a wonderful life for me. It's just been a blessing. I can't say I would have done it any other way. I have no regrets. I like what I do. Ron Shock

Life Me Blessing Wonderful Other Way Say Has-Been Would No Regrets Like Been Wonderful Life Any Done Just Any Other Way Regrets

I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time. Ron Shock

Time Jokes Only Over Period Eight

There's probably been very few people in comedy that have a diversified background as I do. Ron Shock

People Comedy Few Background Diversified Been Very Few People

If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been messing with us. Or the dinosaurs were here, and we never noticed them. Or a lot of people saw them but didn't want to say anything. Ron Shock

I'm a storyteller. I'm not like any other comic. I tell detailed stories - not made-up stuff, but true stories. Ron Shock

Other Tell Detailed True Stuff Like Comic Any Stories Storyteller

I always wanted to be a comedian, but I wasn't sure how you do that. Ron Shock

You Comedian Sure Always How Wanted

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