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As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office. Molly Ivins

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Free speech is meant to protect unpopular speech. Popular speech, by definition, needs no protection. Neal Boortz

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The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. Sydney J. Harris

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That's the thing about suicide. Try as you might to remember how a person lived his life, you always end up thinking about how he ended it. Anderson Cooper

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Too many people today know the price of everything and the value of nothing. Ann Landers

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History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heartbreaking obstacles before they triumphed. They won because they refused to become discouraged by their defeats. B. C. Forbes

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There is little anyone can do with fanatics. Reasoning with them is a fool's errand. Avoiding them is mandatory. Bill O'Reilly

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The lowest form of popular culture - lack of information, misinformation, disinformation, and a contempt for the truth or the reality of most people's lives - has overrun real journalism. Today, ordinary Americans are being stuffed with garbage. Carl Bernstein

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Obama is a man of first-class intellect and first-class temperament. But his character remains highly suspect. Charles Krauthammer

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In the liberal remake of 'Casablanca,' the police captain comes upon the scene of the shooting and orders his men to 'round up the usual weapons.' It's always the weapon and never the shooter. Charles Krauthammer

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. Dave Barry

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There is no limit to suffering human beings have been willing to inflict on others, no matter how innocent, no matter how young, and no matter how old. This fact must lead all reasonable human beings, that is, all human beings who take evidence seriously, to draw only one possible conclusion: Human nature is not basically good. Dennis Prager

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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. Doug Larson

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I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up. Erma Bombeck

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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, 'A house guest,' you're wrong because I have just described my kids. Erma Bombeck

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I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. Herb Caen

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Democracy as a system has evolved into something that Thomas Jefferson didn't anticipate. Hunter S. Thompson

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The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for. Maureen Dowd

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