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Doug Larson
American
Journalist
Born:
Feb 10
,
1926
About
Being
Better
More
People
You
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Doug Larson
Day
Labor Day
Car
States
Would
Weekend
Were
End
Labor
Placed
United
United States
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Doug Larson
Life
People
Important
Important Things
Poles
Concentrated
Fishing
Shortage
Really
Things
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
Doug Larson
Survival
Gardening
Learning
Plant
Weed
Every
Except
Mastered
How
Skill
Grow
Rows
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Doug Larson
Wisdom
You
Reward
Listening
Lifetime
Talk
Get
Preferred
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Doug Larson
Politics
Change
Better
Giving
Politician
Keys
Locks
City
Instead
Might
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Doug Larson
Nature
You
Spring
Slush
Feel
Like
Shoe
Whistling
Full
Even
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
Doug Larson
People
World
Smart
Impossible
Enough
Some
Feats
Know
Greatest
Were
Accomplished
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Doug Larson
Admit
Superhuman
Err
Human
To Err Is Human
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Doug Larson
Memory
Mistake
People
Clear
Clear Conscience
Lot
Short
Short Memory
Conscience
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Doug Larson
Better
Sometimes
Worse
Marriages
More
Anniversary
Partners
Survive
After
Might
Realized
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Doug Larson
Parenting
Few
Own
Teenagers
Seeing
More
Than
Few Things
Children
Your
Satisfying
Things
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
Doug Larson
Happiness
People
World
Looking
Contentment
While
Full
Spectacular
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Doug Larson
You
Learning
Experience
Trouble
Never
Graduate
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Doug Larson
Life
Good
Food
Vegetables
Bacon
Would
Life Expectancy
Bounds
Smelled
Leaps
Expectancy
Green
Grow
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Doug Larson
You
Goals
Detours
Establishing
Interesting
Them
Deprive
Right
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Doug Larson
You
Age
Throw
Never
Firmly
Get
Snowball
Process
Urge
Aging
Grasp
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson
Home
Dog
Homework
Eaten
Computers
Consumption
Perform
New
Being
Many
Including
Functions
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Doug Larson
Impossible
Will
Add
Boss
Only
Accomplishing
Duties
Regular
Means
Your
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Doug Larson
Old
Fools
Become
Young
About
How
Surprising
Surprising Thing
Survive
Many
Thing
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