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Doug Larson
American Journalist
Born: Feb 10, 1926
About Being Better More People You
Related authors: Ambrose Bierce Dave Barry Erma Bombeck Hunter S. Thompson Mignon McLaughlin Walter Cronkite William F. Buckley, Jr. William Lloyd Garrison
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Larson
Day Labor Day Car States Would Weekend Were End Labor Placed United United States
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson
Life People Important Important Things Poles Concentrated Fishing Shortage Really Things
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug Larson
Survival Gardening Learning Plant Weed Every Except Mastered How Skill Grow Rows
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. Doug Larson
Wisdom You Reward Listening Lifetime Talk Get Preferred
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson
Politics Change Better Giving Politician Keys Locks City Instead Might
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. Doug Larson
Nature You Spring Slush Feel Like Shoe Whistling Full Even
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. Doug Larson
People World Smart Impossible Enough Some Feats Know Greatest Were Accomplished
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman. Doug Larson
Admit Superhuman Err Human To Err Is Human
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. Doug Larson
Memory Mistake People Clear Clear Conscience Lot Short Short Memory Conscience
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Doug Larson
Better Sometimes Worse Marriages More Anniversary Partners Survive After Might Realized
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. Doug Larson
Parenting Few Own Teenagers Seeing More Than Few Things Children Your Satisfying Things
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. Doug Larson
Happiness People World Looking Contentment While Full Spectacular
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. Doug Larson
You Learning Experience Trouble Never Graduate
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson
Life Good Food Vegetables Bacon Would Life Expectancy Bounds Smelled Leaps Expectancy Green Grow
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours. Doug Larson
You Goals Detours Establishing Interesting Them Deprive Right
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. Doug Larson
You Age Throw Never Firmly Get Snowball Process Urge Aging Grasp
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson
Home Dog Homework Eaten Computers Consumption Perform New Being Many Including Functions
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. Doug Larson
Impossible Will Add Boss Only Accomplishing Duties Regular Means Your
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. Doug Larson
Old Fools Become Young About How Surprising Surprising Thing Survive Many Thing

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