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America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable. Hunter S. Thompson

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. Erma Bombeck

You Better Laugh Make

Now, one thing I tell everyone is learn about real estate. Repeat after me: real estate provides the highest returns, the greatest values and the least risk. Armstrong Williams

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. B. C. Forbes

Plants Spring Autumn Harvest Seeds Only Faithfully Farmer Who

Look at a stone cutter hammering away at his rock, perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred-and-first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not the last blow that did it, but all that had gone before. Jacob Riis

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I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back. Tucker Carlson

I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University. William F. Buckley, Jr.

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Trump is unloved in his own house. A figure of ridicule, a theatrical creation, he is almost sympathetic. He was told by the greedy and the outright stupid that he would make a swell president. The Liar's Paradox has spun out of control, with liars lying to a liar who believed the lie. What would that be called? Fox News, I think. Richard Cohen

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I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. William F. Buckley, Jr.

You Intelligence Believe Insult Said Just Really Your Suggesting

Happiness is dependent on self-discipline. We are the biggest obstacles to our own happiness. It is much easier to do battle with society and with others than to fight our own nature. Dennis Prager

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Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future. Fulton Oursler

Future Regret Fear Past Thieves Ourselves Between Us Many Two

I believe the Republicans have never thought that democracy was anything but a tribal myth. Hunter S. Thompson

Democracy Tribal Thought Myth Believe Never Anything Republicans

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Erma Bombeck

You Car Birth Given Never Anyone Lend Your Whom

As far as I'm concerned, it's a damned shame that a field as potentially dynamic and vital as journalism should be overrun with dullards, bums, and hacks, hag-ridden with myopia, apathy, and complacence, and generally stuck in a bog of stagnant mediocrity. Hunter S. Thompson

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No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master. Hunter S. Thompson

Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to bear an injustice without having to get even. Be able to carry money without spending it. Do your duty without being supervised. Ann Landers

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You have to stand up for some things in this world. Marjory Stoneman Douglas

You World Some Some Things Up Stand Stand Up Things

Raise hell - big time. I want y'all to get out there and raise hell about damned near everything. My word, there's a world out there that needs fixing. Get out there and get after it. Molly Ivins

Time Needs World Word Big Hell Everything Out About Fixing Get Want Big Time After Near Raise

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives. Andy Rooney

Teacher People Remember Rest Thousands Thousands Of People More Most End Up Five Than Six Them Us Teachers Who Lives

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