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I've made enough jokes about Iran's leadership that I'm sure if I showed up that I would get a nice escort - to the main prison - and then I could do a show there.
Maz Jobrani
Maz Jobrani
Maz Jobrani
Born: Feb 26, 1972

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Leadership, Jokes, Made, Prison, Nice, Enough, Would, About, Could, Main, Sure, Iran, Up, Escort, Get, Then, Show

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