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Kevin Nealon
Kevin Nealon
American Comedian
Born: Nov 18, 1953
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Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. Kevin Nealon
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I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper. Kevin Nealon
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Print is definitely more nutritious. When I leave a website, I'm hungry again an hour later - especially the Chinese websites. Kevin Nealon
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A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. Kevin Nealon
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Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses. Kevin Nealon
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I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me. Kevin Nealon
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If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit. Kevin Nealon
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If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said. Kevin Nealon
You Down Everything Pen Write Said Get Want Program Tonight
A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!' Kevin Nealon
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I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals. Kevin Nealon
Animals Torture Factory Vegetarian Became Handling After Farming Inhumane Aware Slaughterhouses
I loved working on 'Happy Gilmore' because I love to travel to new places and we got to go to British Columbia. Any Adam Sandler film is fun to work on because it is a reunion of the boys club of guys that have worked together in the past. Kevin Nealon
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I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time. Kevin Nealon
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When you discover that you are going to have a child, it stirs up memories of your own childhood. Kevin Nealon
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What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash type of thing; I went to a lot of coffee houses and used to watch all those guys, but I never had the nerve to get up and do it because singing seems so personal and intimate to me. It was too revealing. Kevin Nealon
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When I was very young, I didn't really write my own material. I just memorized other peoples' jokes. Established comics, like Stanley Myron Handelman and people like that. And then, for every comic, you develop your own style after a while. Kevin Nealon
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It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold! Kevin Nealon
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When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together. Kevin Nealon
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When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just about anything. If you don't feel like going to a dinner party, you could say, 'My kid's sick. I can't make it.' Who's gonna argue with you? Kevin Nealon
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I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've been in love before, and I've loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can't even describe. Kevin Nealon
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It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you. Kevin Nealon
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As you get older, subconsciously you start thinking about mortality and protecting your offspring. It opens up a whole new avenue of life experiences. Kevin Nealon
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You really have to be ambitious and have that drive to really become well known and successful as a standup. Kevin Nealon
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Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness. Kevin Nealon
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My adrenaline is definitely going, but it's mostly my real, laid-back persona carrying over on stage. When I first started, I was nervous, I'd be really high energy, and I'd be sweating. Now it's just my job. It's like a machinist who goes to work every day and uses the same drill bits. He's not worried about taking his finger off. Kevin Nealon
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Every time I think of Doug Wilson, I think 'pathetic.' When it comes between something for himself or something for righteousness, he'll choose himself. Kevin Nealon
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People recognize me once in a while and appreciate the work. It gets a little embarrassing, but it's good. If you work as an accountant, you don't have people coming up to you in the streets saying, 'Hey, great job on tax statements!' Kevin Nealon
Work Saying Good Great Me You People Job Once Hey Statements Recognize Embarrassing Great Job Coming Up Accountant Gets Tax While Little Streets Appreciate
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