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I love the Internet, and I love that you can say whatever you want. Joan Rivers

Love You Internet Whatever Say Want

My audiences get younger all the time. Joan Rivers

Time Audiences Get Younger

I think I was the third person in the world to get a Kindle, and I hated it from the minute I got it. Joan Rivers

World Think Kindle Hated Minute Got Person Get Third

Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them. Joan Rivers

You Jokes Hilarious Relevant Find Them Fat

I've never thought of it consciously... I say exactly what I think, and very often it's totally politically incorrect. I get, always, chastised for it. So it's not shtick. But I think I'm the one who says, 'The emperor has no clothes.' Joan Rivers

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You hear things about certain people. When you hear someone was mean to a limo driver or a wardrobe lady, or someone was rotten to a fan, somewhere in your brain it gets stuck. Joan Rivers

You People Somewhere About Someone Stuck Driver Hear Brain Gets Lady Fan Wardrobe Mean Certain Your Rotten Things

Any comic is a very good actor. Look at Don Rickles. He is saying the same joke every night for 20 years and making it look like he just thought of it. Joan Rivers

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I'm a New York girl. I come out of New York theater. Joan Rivers

Girl Out New Come York New York Theater

I will work as hard as I do because I love it. Joan Rivers

Work Love Will Because Hard

My career is as an actress. I am an actress playing a comedienne. Joan Rivers

Am Actress Playing Career

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