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Math? Forget about it. If I add four plus eight plus six, I have to count on my fingers. I guess I'm hooked up differently.
Jeff Dunham
Jeff Dunham
Jeff Dunham
Born: Apr 18, 1962

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Add, Guess, Hooked, Plus, About, Fingers, Count, Math, Up, Forget, Six, Eight, Differently, Four

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