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Iliza Shlesinger

American Comedian

Born: Feb 22, 1983

Comedy Me People Think Women You

Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

I grew up in a bit of a vacuum. And as a kid, you see 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' and you're like, 'Oh, it's a cartoon.' There's mixed media. It's funny, and there's stop-motion. But as an adult, you figure it out, how the entire underpinnings of their comedy was poking fun at the rank and file of the British aristocracy and the monarchy. Iliza Shlesinger

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You can hate me for being a woman, you can hate me for being smart, you can hate me for being funny, but you hate me because I am doing something you could never do. End of story. Iliza Shlesinger

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A very long time ago, I accepted that travel is just a necessary evil, and unlike many things in my life, I decided going with the flow would make it less painful. Iliza Shlesinger

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At a certain point, I had so much artwork that I decided to respect the art and present them in a nice way, not just on a dusty shelf. Iliza Shlesinger

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I've had girls that kissed me on the cheek. People get so pumped, and so excited, they don't see you as a person. Which is fair. Sometimes, I don't see people as people. But at the end of the day, you can't put your hands on me unless I hug you first. Iliza Shlesinger

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No matter who you date, people are going to make fun of them, jealous people are going to say stuff, people get creepy - all the things that come with the public eye. Iliza Shlesinger

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When all my girlfriends were watching 'ER,' I was watching episodes of 'Kids in the Hall.' Iliza Shlesinger

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There's a way to express femininity and independence and strength without going for hanging fruit. Iliza Shlesinger

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I was always rewarded for being funny. I liked being funny. Iliza Shlesinger

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I think part of being Jewish is that innate desire to question things. Rabbis sit around all day and question the Torah. Giving yourself the room to question things, in a religion, just breeds thinking. Iliza Shlesinger

I'm always looking for bigger audiences and bigger stages. Really, however I can reach my fans is what will make me happy - well, I'll actually probably never be happy. Iliza Shlesinger

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I think people have to understand that 'empowering' for women doesn't mean negating men. Iliza Shlesinger

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My passion in life isn't politics. It truly is connecting to people and women. Iliza Shlesinger

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Everybody has their cross to bear, and everybody has their issues. But it still never once occurred to me that I'm not as good as everyone else. And that's a gift I wish I could give to every girl. Iliza Shlesinger

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I don't know what it's like to be mocked because of your skin color. I don't know what it's like to feel overweight. All I can do as a woman is have compassion, treat other women with kindness, and allow them to just be happy and not judge them for it. Iliza Shlesinger

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My only agenda is trying to make you laugh and say something smart. Iliza Shlesinger

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I've never been the kind of woman that hates other women, particularly based on their attractiveness. Iliza Shlesinger

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I would tell my 23-year-old self to be friends with more comics. Iliza Shlesinger

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Women are often scrutinized when they have pets that men wouldn't have. We are immediately faulted for having the wrong kind of pet rather than anyone first think, 'Wow, she rescued an animal that would have been otherwise killed and gave them a great home - how sweet!' Iliza Shlesinger

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You can't deny the truth. And that's what makes smart comedy so good. Iliza Shlesinger

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There's no anger in my act towards anyone other than myself... and maybe airlines. Iliza Shlesinger

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