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George Carlin
George Carlin
American Comedian
Born: May 12, 1937
Died: Jun 22, 2008
Death People Think Time Work You
Related authors: Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like. George Carlin
Area Never Like Know Looks Sure Deserted
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. George Carlin
Work Time People Think Tried Allowed Maybe Want Anything While Should
The status quo sucks. George Carlin
Status Status Quo Quo Sucks
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. George Carlin
Will Hell Detect About Part Concerned Loose Break Breaking Much Harder
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin
Death Time Long Small Small Amounts Long Period Over Period Caused Saliva Swallowing Amount
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. George Carlin
Good You Those About Part Know Texans Texas Fewer
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it. George Carlin
Listening Relieved Someone Delivering Always Realize Eulogy
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. George Carlin
Doctor Better Building Located Something He New Felt Noticed Professional Away Right Right Away Recently
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. George Carlin
Work Light Made Lamp Late Thomas Thomas Edison Seem More Had He Sure Edison Candle Urgent Worked Much Electric Electric Light Gas Night
Think off-center. George Carlin
Think
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. George Carlin
Good You Example Dust Futility Fact Put Soon Been Trying Established Next Your Good Example Right Things
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. George Carlin
Become Too Punch Kick Members Another Audience Audience Members Where Commonplace Far Standing Need
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