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Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
George Carlin
George Carlin
George Carlin
Born: May 12, 1937
Died: Jun 22, 2008

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Death, Time, Long, Small, Small Amounts, Long Period, Over, Period, Caused, Saliva, Swallowing, Amount

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