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Ali Wong
American
Actress
Born:
Apr 19
,
1982
About
Me
People
Think
Women
You
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Every comic is taught that you're supposed to have a great seven-minute set and then get a sitcom. And I don't want to get the sitcom.
Ali Wong
Great
You
Every
Supposed
Comic
Get
Sitcom
Taught
Want
Then
Set
A lot of people get into stand-up as a back door into acting or something. But I really like writing jokes and telling jokes.
Ali Wong
Jokes
People
Writing
Back
Back Door
Telling
Something
Like
Lot
Get
Door
Really
Acting
My dad grew up with straight-up no running water. He slept in a twin bed with his two sisters and his mom, like 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory' style: like, feet at the head, feet at the head alternating. And then I think his dad slept on, like, a bed of newspapers on a floor in their apartment.
Ali Wong
Mom
Water
Style
Think
Slept
Running
Charlie
Factory
He
Head
Feet
Like
Bed
His
Up
Sisters
Grew
Apartment
Newspapers
Chocolate
Then
Dad
Floor
Twin
Two
My goal is really to just make people laugh with integrity, like, with something that I still find funny.
Ali Wong
Funny
Integrity
People
Laugh
Find
Something
Like
Make
Still
Goal
Just
Really
It's really strange being in, like, Addison,Texas, and having people come up to me at a Nordstrom's or a gas station. It's really, really surreal.
Ali Wong
Me
Strange
People
Station
Having
Come
Like
Surreal
Up
Being
Really
Gas
Gas Station
My husband and I went to Japan for our honeymoon, and you look at, like, the presentation of the food, and it's ridiculous. It looks like a Mondrian painting or something. Everything looks like a bunch of little Hello Kitty erasers when you eat a little bento box in Japan. It's so precise and beautiful and processed and neat.
Ali Wong
Beautiful
Food
You
Husband
Painting
Honeymoon
Our
Everything
Eat
Something
Kitty
Like
Look
Looks
Box
Bunch
Precise
Processed
Little
Japan
Hello
Ridiculous
Neat
Presentation
Whenever I feel mom-guilt, or I feel pressure to be a better mom - to cook salmon on a bed of quinoa for my kids - I just think to myself, 'I... have... suffered... enough.' And then I feel fine about feeding my toddler a bag of chips for dinner.
Ali Wong
Myself
Mom
Better
Pressure
Dinner
Think
Enough
Kids
Fine
About
Bag
Feeding
Feel
Bed
Salmon
Just
Whenever
Chips
Then
Toddler
Cook
Suffered
Nothing is off-limits. There's just some things I cannot crack. Politics I can't do. When I start to talk about it, I just get really angry and super sincere. I have never found a way to craft all of that absurdity into funny.
Ali Wong
Funny
Politics
Angry
Nothing
Way
Super
Some
Some Things
About
Never
Absurdity
Sincere
Talk
Crack
Get
Craft
Just
Cannot
Really
Found
Things
Start
To be a trophy wife, you have to be a trophy. I am more of a commemorative plaque.
Ali Wong
You
Wife
More
Trophy
Am
Having a two-year-old is very hard. I feel like I'm in a relationship with an emotionally unstable woman who is also physically abusive and never gets in trouble for it.
Ali Wong
Relationship
Woman
Trouble
Two-Year-Old
Having
Physically
Never
Emotionally
Feel
Unstable
Like
Also
Very
Gets
Hard
Who
I love being a mom and having two kids. But I've had two C-sections, and I have suffered enough. That's my favourite mantra when it comes to motherhood.
Ali Wong
Love
Mom
Motherhood
Enough
Kids
Favourite
Having
Had
Being
Mantra
Suffered
Two
I think feminism is the worst thing that ever happened to women. Our job used to be no job. We had it so good!
Ali Wong
Good
Women
Job
Feminism
Think
Our
Worst
Worst Thing
Had
Happened
Used
Ever
Thing
I constantly peed in my pants up until the 8th grade and wore an extra-large sailor uniform from kindergarten to 8th grade because my mom was scared I'd grow out of it. So I learned to make fun of myself at school and summer camp.
Ali Wong
Myself
Mom
School
Summer
Summer Camp
Pants
Out
Kindergarten
Constantly
Scared
Until
Make
Learned
Because
Sailor
Camp
Up
Grade
Wore
Uniform
Fun
Grow
The biggest downside of L.A. is the traffic and parking tickets. They turn me into Michael Douglas in 'Falling Down.'
Ali Wong
Me
Down
Parking
Tickets
Falling
Traffic
Michael
Biggest
Turn
Douglas
Downside
There's something I want to say, and I haven't been able to articulate it yet, about how it's so rude when people don't admit that they have a nanny.
Ali Wong
People
Rude
Say
Able
Admit
About
Something
Nanny
How
Been
Articulate
Want
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