8 Two-Year-Old Quotes for You to Enjoy

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. Denis Leary

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld

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Having a two-year-old is very hard. I feel like I'm in a relationship with an emotionally unstable woman who is also physically abusive and never gets in trouble for it. Ali Wong

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I'm a grandfather now, and when I watch children's shows with my two-year-old grandson, Arlo, I'm delighted because it's completely non-traditional casting. It feels like a utopia. How the world should be. Art Malik

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When I was a young mother at home with a two year old and a five year old, living on the Eastside in one of those neighborhoods where all the houses look the same, where all the cars look the same and the lawns look the same, I was writing in secret. Deb Caletti

My heart goes out to the grieving parents who lost their two-year-old or their newborn. Elizabeth Edwards

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Having a two-year-old son is challenging, and my missus is only 21, so we're both young, and it is difficult. Kyle Walker

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What I do remember is visualization of the sound of music, seeing bodies in movement in relation to how music sounded, because my mother practiced at the keyboard a lot and I also went to her lessons. As a two year old, three year old I remember seeing things in movement. Twyla Tharp

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