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W. Kamau Bell Quotes
W. Kamau Bell Quotes
W. Kamau Bell
American
Comedian
Born:
Jan 26
,
1973
Black
Country
Me
People
Time
You
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Groucho Marx
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America loses so much of what defines it if you subtract the Chinese influence. I know this because I spent 12 years living in one of America's most popular tourist destinations: San Francisco. And it would not be one of America's top tourist destinations without Chinatown.
W. Kamau Bell
You
Living
Top
Spent
Defines
Destinations
Francisco
Would
Tourist
Know
Most
Because
Without
Loses
Years
America
Influence
San
San Francisco
Subtract
Chinatown
Chinese
Much
Popular
I've been to the Bahamas. It's a beautiful country with truly excellent people. When I took a cruise that docked for a couple hours in Nassau, it mostly reminded me of a giant version of my grandmother's neighborhood in Mobile, Alabama... but with better accents.
W. Kamau Bell
Beautiful
Me
People
Better
Country
Took
Neighborhood
Giant
Excellent
Cruise
Reminded
Beautiful Country
Bahamas
Hours
Couple
Mostly
Accents
Been
Truly
Mobile
Version
Grandmother
Alabama
When we let cops talk about themselves as a separate community, then we are letting cops wall themselves off from the rest of us. We don't generally do that with any other jobs. We don't talk about the barista community or the Wal-Mart greeter community.
W. Kamau Bell
Rest
Community
Other
Jobs
About
Generally
Talk
Off
Wal-Mart
Wall
Any
Themselves
Then
Us
Separate
Letting
Cops
Cops should not be separate from the black community or any community. Their salaries are paid for by the communities they police. They should be working for the communities they police. But as we saw in Ferguson, Missouri, they are not always doing that.
W. Kamau Bell
Police
Black
Community
Saw
Black Community
Missouri
Always
Doing
Salaries
Ferguson
Any
Separate
Should
Working
Paid
Communities
Cops
In communities of color, such as Ferguson, it often feels like the police are protecting the white community from us instead of protecting our communities from the criminal element.
W. Kamau Bell
Police
White
Community
Criminal
Our
Color
Instead
Feels
Like
Protecting
Ferguson
Often
Us
Communities
Element
The history of Oregon is partially the history of a state that legislated not wanting black people around.
W. Kamau Bell
History
People
Black
State
Around
The History Of
Wanting
Oregon
Usually, the news out of Florida makes me feel like being black in Florida can be a terminal condition.
W. Kamau Bell
News
Me
Black
Out
Feel
Terminal
Like
Makes
Condition
Being
Florida
The big thing I learned from Chris Rock was not to be a victim of show business. Don't let show business push you around.
W. Kamau Bell
You
Business
Big
Victim
Push
Learned
Around
Rock
Big Thing
Show
Show Business
Chris
Chris Rock
Thing
I was born in the Bay Area because my dad was a semi-professional photographer and poet who was really into John Coltrane. He's had many lives. My dad's a capitalist to his bone, but he's also a human to his bone.
W. Kamau Bell
Poet
Bone
Bay
Bay Area
Photographer
John
John Coltrane
Born
Area
Had
Coltrane
He
Also
Because
His
Human
Really
Capitalist
Who
Many
Dad
Lives
If you say, 'I don't care if Muhammad Ali was a Muslim or not; he was just great,' what you're really saying is, 'I don't care about Muhammad Ali.' Same with Prince being black.
W. Kamau Bell
Saying
Great
You
Care
Black
Ali
Say
Muslim
About
He
Prince
Same
Just
Being
Really
Muhammad
Muhammad Ali
I never wanted to be in the late-night talk show wars, and I think somehow with 'Totally Biased,' I got caught up in all that. Suddenly, there are articles about how we finally have a black voice in late-night.
W. Kamau Bell
Black
Think
Late-Night
Late-Night Talk
Late-Night Talk Show
Finally
Totally
About
Somehow
Voice
Never
Talk
Biased
Talk Show
Got
How
Caught
Up
Articles
Wanted
Show
Wars
Suddenly
I want to write the reparations joke that makes people go, 'Yay! I'm so happy!' It's easy to go onstage and just make fun of all the 'isms' instead, but we can't all be Jeff Dunham. Although that pays very well... it pays way better to be Jeff Dunham than it ever paid to be George Carlin or Lenny Bruce.
W. Kamau Bell
Happy
People
Better
Joke
Carlin
Way
Easy
Bruce
Onstage
Write
Instead
Well
Make
Although
Makes
Reparations
Go
George
George Carlin
Very
Than
Just
Want
Lenny
Lenny Bruce
Paid
Pays
Fun
Jeff
Ever
The jokes I was always attracted to, and that I would tell for the longest, were jokes where I cared about the subject. Whenever I wrote a joke where I didn't care, even if it was really funny, the third time I told it, it would lose steam.
W. Kamau Bell
Funny
Time
Jokes
Care
Joke
Lose
Tell
Would
About
Steam
Longest
Attracted
Wrote
Always
Were
Subject
Whenever
Where
Really
Even
Cared
Third
When 'Totally Biased' was canceled, I thought my career was over - but apparently it wasn't.
W. Kamau Bell
Thought
Totally
Over
Biased
Apparently
Career
I've always been a fan of these travel shows and documentary series.
W. Kamau Bell
Travel
Documentary
Always
Been
Fan
Series
Shows
I just want to make TV that I want to see.
W. Kamau Bell
TV
See
Make
Just
Want
As a black man, I actually had naturally sort of comedic curiosity about the Klan.
W. Kamau Bell
Man
Black
About
Klan
Had
Comedic
Sort
Curiosity
Naturally
Actually
If I have any talent, I think I have an ability to listen to people and also just meet them on their level.
W. Kamau Bell
People
Think
Meet
Ability
Talent
Also
Any
Listen
Just
Them
Level
My agenda... is to learn about people.
W. Kamau Bell
People
About
Learn
Agenda
You don't get smarter by not learning stuff.
W. Kamau Bell
You
Learning
Smarter
Stuff
Get
No comedian grows up thinking, 'I hope one day to have a show on CNN.'
W. Kamau Bell
Hope
Day
Thinking
One Day
Comedian
Up
Show
Grows
I like living in Berkeley, but I know Berkeley's not the world.
W. Kamau Bell
World
Living
Berkeley
Like
Know
We should always be having a conversation about if we could make this country more inclusive and what we can do to do that.
W. Kamau Bell
Conversation
Country
Inclusive
About
Having
More
Could
Make
Always
Should
The country should be more inclusive, not less inclusive, and over an infinite timeline, it becomes more inclusive. It doesn't always happen at once.
W. Kamau Bell
Country
Inclusive
Once
More
Over
Becomes
Always
Timeline
Infinite
Happen
Should
Less
You can be as exclusive as you want to in your house, but once you walk outside your house, you have to realize that it's not your world anymore: it's all of our world.
W. Kamau Bell
You
World
Walk
Our
Once
Our World
Outside
Exclusive
House
Want
Anymore
Realize
Your
If you're on TV regularly, doing a thing regularly, whether you're Anthony Anderson on 'Black-ish' or Don Lemon, an hour a night, you have to turn into, 'What's the delivery system through which I can deliver information?' I don't mean they are being fake or that they are doing something that's disingenuous.
W. Kamau Bell
You
System
Anderson
TV
Something
Through
Deliver
Delivery
Hour
Fake
Doing
Being
Information
Lemon
Whether
Which
Disingenuous
Mean
Turn
Regularly
Thing
Night
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