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Vir Das
Indian
Comedian
Born:
May 31
,
1979
Comedy
Life
Me
People
Will
You
Related authors:
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
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Whether I am on a stage, behind a guitar or in front of a camera, I get paid to misbehave. Fortunately, misbehaviour is something I have unlimited supply of.
Vir Das
Guitar
Stage
Unlimited
Something
Misbehave
Supply
Am
Camera
Get
Front
Behind
Whether
Paid
Fortunately
Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you'll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat friends care less about their weight.
Vir Das
You
Yourself
People
Surround Yourself
Care
Starved
About
Habits
Weight
Sponge
Like
Surround
Up
Friends
Bunch
Soak
Less
Fat
I fear debt. I don't like being indebted to banks. I have a rule in life that I will get it when I can afford it.
Vir Das
Life
Fear
Will
Indebted
Rule
Like
Debt
Afford
Get
Being
Banks
If you are known to do something well, people want to see you do that. But what you choose to do is up to you. After 'Delhi Belly,' I got some 40 scripts - some on the same lines as 'Delhi Belly.' So, I guess people only get stereotyped if they want to.
Vir Das
You
People
Guess
See
Some
Something
Delhi
Only
Well
Known
Got
Lines
Up
Get
Same
Want
After
Scripts
Choose
Belly
I got 'Delhi Belly' and 'Badmaash Company' because people from the production house had seen my stand-up comic acts in a DVD that was lying in their offices. It's been a weird journey, and I think weird goes with me.
Vir Das
Journey
Me
People
Seen
Think
Lying
Delhi
Had
Weird
House
Because
Comic
Got
Been
Offices
Goes
Production
Stand-Up Comic
Company
Acts
Belly
I love the food, the girls, the sky and everything that is Delhi. I have very fond memories of the Moolchand flyover.
Vir Das
Love
Food
Memories
Sky
Girl
Everything
Fond
Fond Memories
Delhi
Very
Comedy is a live art, and the only way to record a comedy rock album is to do it live. The audience and their laughter is just as much a part of the album sound as our music. No retakes, no room for error.
Vir Das
Music
Art
Comedy
Laughter
Live
Our
Way
Our Music
Record
Only
Part
Audience
Rock
Sound
Error
Just
Just As Much
Room
Much
Album
While Mumbai is a melting pot of cultures, Delhi is made of community, and we can see these lines quite clearly. An aunty from Punjabi Bagh will be different from a Faridabad aunty or an aunty from Vasant Kunj.
Vir Das
Will
Made
Community
Melting
Melting Pot
Be Different
See
Pot
Delhi
Clearly
Lines
Cultures
Quite
Different
While
Mumbai
Whatever movies I sign, they have to get me out of my comfort zone. Otherwise, I would get bored very easily.
Vir Das
Me
Whatever
Otherwise
Sign
Easily
Out
Would
Bored
Comfort
Comfort Zone
Very
Get
Movies
Zone
In Bollywood, I think Boman Irani and Vinay Pathak are unbelievably good at comedy.
Vir Das
Good
Comedy
Think
Unbelievably
Bollywood
I've been reading a lot of books on history, and watching a lot of educational TV. Wikipedia too, even though it is not reliable.
Vir Das
History
Reading
Too
Wikipedia
Books
Though
Reliable
TV
Educational
Been
Lot
Even
Watching
I did theatre in the U.S. because there, content-wise, it's very light. In India, theatre tends to get preachy.
Vir Das
Theatre
Light
India
Tends
Because
Very
Get
Did
I am a big fan of Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller, who have carved a niche for themselves. I think doing different kind of films gives you longevity and the ability to set yourself apart.
Vir Das
You
Yourself
Big
Think
Films
Kind
Ability
Carved
Gives
Longevity
Am
Doing
Big Fan
Different
Fan
Apart
Different Kind
Sandler
Themselves
Who
Niche
Adam
Adam Sandler
Set
Ben
It's very important to not repeat yourself. After 'Delhi Belly,' I was offered 40 'Delhi Belly's and you can't do that! So 'Revolver Rani' is dark and gritty with action, 'Sooper Se Oopar' is a big commercial love story, 'Santa Banta' is a 'theth' Punjabi comedy, 'Golu Aur Pappu' is a kids' film and 'Amit Sahni Ki List' is an urban romcom.
Vir Das
Love
You
Yourself
Dark
Comedy
Important
Big
Love Story
Gritty
Action
Kids
Delhi
Repeat
Very
Commercial
Offered
List
Revolver
After
Story
Urban
Santa
Film
Belly
In 'Delhi Belly,' I was bald; in other movies I always carried a different look.
Vir Das
Other
Carried
Delhi
Look
Bald
Always
Different
Movies
Belly
I am honestly very intimidated when I meet new people and they expect me to be the onscreen Vir. On stage, I say a lot of things I might never say in real life; I am never the life of the party. People are quite surprised to see that I am more of a quiet artiste off stage.
Vir Das
Life
Me
People
Party
Real Life
Stage
Honestly
Meet
Intimidated
Say
See
More
Onscreen
Never
New
Am
Real
Surprised
Lot
Off
New People
Very
Expect
Quiet
Quite
Artiste
Might
Things
Class I to XII wasn't much help; I was always a mediocre student. But when I pursued higher education and studied economics with theatre or psychology with science fiction, I got a whole new world view.
Vir Das
Education
Class
Science
Theatre
World
Higher Education
Economics
Higher
Pursued
Student
Studied
New
Science Fiction
Always
Got
New World
Fiction
Psychology
Much
View
Help
Whole
Whole New World
World View
Mediocre
You realise the responsibility of carrying a film on your shoulders when people are investing money in you and they recognise the hard work you have to put in.
Vir Das
Work
Hard Work
You
People
Money
Responsibility
Recognise
Carrying
Investing
Put
Realise
Shoulders
Your
Hard
Film
What is important to me as an actor is that, even if I have to spread my arms, take my shirt off on a mountain top with my heroine in a chiffon sari, it still has to be me and my twist or my funny take on it.
Vir Das
Funny
Me
Important
Heroine
Top
Take
Arms
Spread
Still
Off
Shirt
Mountain
Mountain Top
Even
Actor
Twist
Chennai is one of the scariest crowds to face. Everyone looks so conservative, but once you crack the first joke, they are so appreciatively loud that they will hit you with a laugh that will scare you stiff and yet give you energy. Chennaiites give me the loudest laughs; it's the coolest crowd to perform for.
Vir Das
Me
You
Conservative
Will
Face
Joke
First
Loudest
Energy
Everyone
Once
Laugh
Laughs
Scare
Scariest
Give
Give Me
Crowd
Crowds
Perform
Looks
Stiff
Loud
Hit
Crack
Coolest
Movies require a lot of patience. I like instant results. If I have done something that's not funny at all, the audience will let me know in two seconds. With the movie, I will have to wait nine months to know if I was that bad.
Vir Das
Funny
Me
Patience
Wait
Will
Seconds
Nine
Nine Months
Months
Bad
Something
Results
Instant
Like
Know
Audience
Lot
Done
Movie
Movies
Require
Two
I do films which get me out of my comedian routine so that I don't get bored being a stand-up comedian. And with films, it's here today, gone tomorrow. So stand-up comedy is here to stay for me.
Vir Das
Today
Me
Comedy
Tomorrow
Gone
Films
Out
Stay
Bored
Comedian
Get
Being
Which
Stand-Up Comedy
Routine
Here
Delhi women - they're the most beautiful women! But the fact remains that they know they are gorgeous.
Vir Das
Beautiful
Women
Most Beautiful
Gorgeous
Delhi
Fact
Remains
Know
Most
Beautiful Women
All of the films I'm doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That's the zone where I'd like to play and have fun in.
Vir Das
Funny
Have Fun
Young
Films
Like
Doing
Where
Urban
Fun
Play
Zone
The idea is to do out-of-the-box films that showcase my versatility and talent.
Vir Das
Films
Idea
Talent
Versatility
Showcase
I think of myself as an Indian comedian, but I've had British and American schooling. I always had this feeling of not fitting in anywhere, of observing situations from the outside.
Vir Das
Myself
Feeling
Think
Indian
Outside
Had
Observing
Comedian
Schooling
Always
Fitting
Fitting In
American
Situations
Anywhere
British
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