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My mother always used to say, 'Well, if you had been born a little girl growing up in Egypt, you would go to church or go to worship Allah, but surely if those people are worshipping a God, it must be the same God' - that's what she always said. The same God with different names.
Jane Goodall
God
You
People
Allah
Mother
Church
Girl
Worship
Say
Worshipping
Those
Must
Would
Born
Had
Names
She
Well
Surely
Said
Always
Go
Been
Up
Same
Egypt
Different
Little
Little Girl
Different Names
Used
Growing
Growing Up
I'd be lying if I didn't say there were days when I went back and said, 'I wish I'd done this. I should have done that. I handled this the wrong way.' But it's always in the motivation of getting better. I've never once looked in the mirror and said, 'Oh boy, can't do this one.'
Jeffrey R. Immelt
Better
Mirror
Wish
Lying
Back
Once
Way
Say
Never
Wrong
Days
Wrong Way
Looked
Boy
Said
Always
Were
Motivation
Handled
Done
Getting
Getting Better
Oh
Should
Mother Teresa was asked what was the meaning of life, and she said to help other people, and I thought, 'What a strange thing to say' - but maybe it's the right thing to say.
Jesse Eisenberg
Life
Strange
People
Mother
Thought
Meaning Of Life
Other
Right Thing
Say
She
Mother Teresa
Said
Maybe
The Right Thing
Meaning
Meaning Of
Asked
Strange Thing
Help
Right
Thing
I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he gave me a technical. You can't trust em.
Jim Valvano
Me
You
Trust
Bad Things
Think
Thinking
Gave
Bad
About
Give
Give Me
Could
He
Well
Him
Course
Said
Stink
Asked
Foul
Technical
Things
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'
Joan Rivers
Home
Property
Hell
House
She
Mother-In-Law
Said
Off
Get
Her
When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'
Joe Biden
Greed
Market
Television
Franklin
Franklin Roosevelt
About
He
Look
Princes
Talk
Said
Got
Stock
Stock Market
Just
Happened
Crashed
Roosevelt
Here
MLK, Jr. taught me how to say no to segregation, and I can hear him saying now... when you straighten up your back, no man can ride you. He said stand up straight and say no to racial discrimination.
John Lewis
Saying
Me
You
Man
Ride
Back
Say
Segregation
He
Him
Said
How
Hear
Up
Discrimination
Taught
Straight
Straighten
Racial
Stand
Your
Stand Up
Now
I was having a bad day, and my friend said, 'Go wash your hair.' I thought it was really silly - but it made me feel so much better. It might be a small thing, but it works. Washing it off and starting over.
Kaley Cuoco
Day
Me
Starting Over
Better
Thought
Made
Bad Day
Hair
Bad
Silly
My Friend
Having
Small
Small Thing
Feel
Over
Said
Go
Off
Friend
Might
Much
Really
Your
Works
Wash
Washing
Thing
Starting
I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
Kinky Friedman
Love
Buy
You
Dog
Money
Fine
Only
Only Love
Tail
Make
Said
Always
Wag
May
My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.'
Les Dawson
Hope
Day
You
Dance
Will
One Day
Mother-In-Law
Said
Buried
Your
Sea
Grave
I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.'
Les Dawson
Doctor
Wife
Sleeping
Some
Week
He
She
Said
Pills
Woke
Up
Why
Last
'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.'
Lewis Carroll
Word
Neither
Rather
More
Said
Nor
Scornful
Just
Mean
Means
Use
Choose
Less
Tone
I've said it before, but it's absolutely true: My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future.
Liza Minnelli
Future
Dreams
Me
Mother
Father
Drive
Before
Thanks
Father's Day
Gave
See
Could
Absolutely
True
Him
Said
Socialism and communism fall of their own weight because, as Margaret Thatcher said, you run out of other people's money. Because socialized medicine never falls of its own weight because you put people on lists, and they die waiting to get the treatment and care. So you don't go broke.
Louie Gohmert
You
Waiting
Communism
Socialism
People
Money
Care
Fall
Own
Medicine
Other
Broke
Out
Run
Never
Weight
Put
Because
Said
Go
Falls
Get
Die
Thatcher
Lists
Socialized
Margaret
Margaret Thatcher
Treatment
Publicity is justly commended as a remedy for social and industrial diseases. Sunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants; electric light the most efficient policeman.
Louis D. Brandeis
Best
Light
Sunlight
Remedy
Most
Industrial
Policeman
Said
Efficient
Diseases
Social
Justly
Electric
Electric Light
Publicity
Attachment and aversion are the root cause of karma, and karma originates from infatuation. Karma is the root cause of birth and death, and these are said to be the source of misery. None can escape the effect of their own past karma.
Mahavira
Death
Karma
Cause
Past
Own
Birth
Attachment
Misery
None
Said
Source
Effect
Infatuation
Escape
Root
Aversion
When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny.
Mindy Kaling
Funny
Remember
Thought
Believe
Living
Kid
Characters
About
Haunted
Guy
He
Bought
Mortgage
Witch
House
Wrote
Him
Said
Were
Little
Them
Little Kid
Really
Paying
Who
Lived
Play
Mummy
No one on his deathbed ever said, I wish I had spent more time on my business.
Paul Tsongas
Time
Business
Wish
Spent
More
Had
No-One
Said
His
Deathbed
Ever
I'm not saying that love always takes you to heaven. Your life can become a nightmare. But that said, it is worth taking the risk.
Paulo Coelho
Life
Love
Saying
You
Worth
Become
Risk
Takes
Taking
Said
Always
Love Always
Heaven
Your
Nightmare
This is me, a sinner on whom the Lord has turned his gaze. And this is what I said when they asked me if I would accept my election as pontiff. I am a sinner, but I trust in the infinite mercy and patience of our Lord Jesus Christ, and I accept in a spirit of penance.
Pope Francis
Me
Patience
Trust
Election
Christ
Mercy
Our
Gaze
Our Lord
Penance
Would
Spirit
Accept
Said
Lord
Am
Lord Jesus
Lord Jesus Christ
His
Sinner
Infinite
Turned
Asked
Whom
Jesus
Jesus Christ
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
Rodney Dangerfield
Me
Wife
Sex
Nothing
Every
Other
See
Never
Said
Goes
Psychiatrist
Should
Each
Now
Right
Every Night
Night
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking', but I don't have that much time.
Steven Wright
Time
Saw
Hour
Said
Bank
Banking
Much
I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said it was a miracle. It would have been a miracle had God stopped the earthquake. More wonderful was that a load of evolved monkeys got together to save the life of a child that wasn't theirs.
Terry Pratchett
Life
God
Together
People
Wonderful
Baby
Earthquake
Evolved
Would
Wreckage
Miracle
More
Had
Taken
Haiti
Annoyed
Said
Got
Been
Child
Quite
Stopped
After
Monkeys
Load
Save
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
Terry Pratchett
Life
You
Eyes
Before
Living
Fact
True
Said
Passes
Die
Often
In Fact
Your
Music is well said to be the speech of angels.
Thomas Carlyle
Music
Angels
Well
Said
Speech
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper
Me
You
Cheese
Hop
Kitchen
He
French
Well
Said
Got
Waiter
Yes
Get
Frog
Legs
Sandwich
Asked
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