Mother-In-Law Quotes

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. Hubert H. Humphrey
Man Wife Every Mother-In-Law Proud Surprised Behind Successful Successful Man
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in. Les Dawson
Christmas Change Year Our Seven Running Having Come House Mother-In-Law Years Going Round Her
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. Henny Youngman
Travel Took Back Pleasure Airport Trip Mother-In-Law Got Just
The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother, don't just stand there in the rain. Go home.' Les Dawson
Home Rain Mother Down Saw Week Absolutely Pouring Opened Mother-In-Law Said Came Go Go Home Just Door Stand Round Her Last
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' Joan Rivers
Home Property Hell House She Mother-In-Law Said Off Get Her
My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.' Les Dawson
Hope Day You Dance Will One Day Mother-In-Law Said Buried Your Sea Grave
A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life. Jaime Lerner
Life You Car Will Rule Like Mother-In-Law Your
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked. Les Dawson
Down Never Knew Wishing Fell Well Mother-In-Law Amazed Worked
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. Phyllis Diller
Pain Beneath Out Trick Had Knee Mother-In-Law Left Turned Her
Someday I will get married, and I should be able to watch my films with my children, mother-in-law, and father-in-law. Keerthy Suresh
Will Films Father-In-Law Married Able Someday Mother-In-Law Get Get Married Children Should Watch
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.' Les Dawson
Took Madame Horrors Mother-In-Law Said Sir Moving Keep Chamber Her
The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig. Les Dawson
Work Accident Down Had Hot Dropped Fell She Mother-In-Law Off Oil Rig Her
When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter - that's something. Lou Gehrig
You Wonderful Daughter Own Sides Something Takes Mother-In-Law Who Her
Himanshu and I travel together whenever possible, but there are times when I like to travel with my mother and maasi. It is really shocking that trolls comment on that, too. They say 'Don't you get along with your mother-in-law that you don't take her along?' Now, who would accept such remarks about one's mother? Amruta Khanvilkar
You Travel Together Mother Too Say Possible Would About Remarks Take Along Like Accept Mother-In-Law Comment Times Shocking Get Whenever Really Your Who They Say Now Her
My mother-in-law, Nanny, spent her working years as a bookkeeper at a medical office in Columbus, Ohio. Like so many Americans, she worked hard and paid into Medicare, knowing that one day she could count on having high-quality health care when she needed it most. Ann McLane Kuster
Health Day Care Spent One Day Having High-Quality Could Count Columbus Like Most Nanny Knowing She Health Care Mother-In-Law Years Office American Ohio Worked Working Paid Hard Many Medical Her Medicare Needed
I find it beautiful when we're in Italy that everybody sits down at the table together. My mother-in-law is like, 'It doesn't matter what's going on in the house, who is fighting, who is upset, who has appointments, you sit down at that table at one o'clock.' Debi Mazar
Beautiful You Together Matter Sit Fighting Down Everybody Find Table Like House Mother-In-Law Italy Going Upset Who Appointments
I cook mostly vegetarian vegetable and bean stews. Quinoa salads. I make my mother-in-law's recipe for chicken and barley stew all the time. Gail Simmons
Time Recipe Bean Vegetable Vegetarian Make Mostly Stew Mother-In-Law Salads Chicken Cook Barley
But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. Jerome K. Jerome
Man Down Everything Drawbacks Him Mother-In-Law Said Came His Died Expenses Funeral
You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved. Josh Kopelman
You Father Wife Mainstream Know Involved Mother-In-Law Built Hit Get Product Your
My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. Les Dawson
Throws She Mother-In-Law Passes Hand Her Fat
The best compliment that has ever been given to me was, I was at the airport one day and a guy came in and said, 'Lionel, my wife loves you, the kids love you, my mother-in-law loves you, the family loves you.' Lionel Richie
Love Best Day Family Me You Wife One Day Airport Kids Compliment Guy Given Mother-In-Law Said Came Been Lionel Love You Loves Ever
My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand during the cesareans, well, I craved that. Patricia Heaton
Me Holding She Well Mother-In-Law Hand Sitting Next Four
I cut 'Diamond in My Crown' in my home in Georgia, because I wanted to use an old 1848 pump organ that my mother-in-law had gotten for Emory for Christmas one year. His mother would be proud to know that pump organ was made use of. Patty Loveless
Christmas Home Mother Old Made Year Diamond Organ Pump Would Would-Be Crown Had Know Because Mother-In-Law Proud Gotten His Georgia Wanted Cut Use
Indian-ness, love for your country, is complicated. For every person, there is a different way that you show respect for your country... my mother-in-law will say karmayogi is the way to go - do your work. Raghuram Rajan
Work Love You Respect Complicated Will Country Every Way Say Mother-In-Law Go Person Different Your Show Different Way
I have no problem putting my feet up and watching football but my mother-in-law is always doing stuff. Seal
Problem No Problem Football Putting Stuff Feet Mother-In-Law Always Doing Up Watching
I think, more than my husband, my mother-in-law gets excited and proud and what not whenever she sees me on-screen. Shweta Tripathi
Me Husband Think On-Screen More Sees Excited She Mother-In-Law Proud Than Gets Whenever
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