197 Pet Quotes for You to Enjoy

Learning from wolves to interact with pet dogs makes about as much sense as, 'I want to improve my parenting - let's see how the chimps do it!' Ian Dunbar

Parenting Learning Pet Sense See About Makes How Dogs Wolves Improve Interact Want Much

My biggest pet peeve is when you go to a fine restaurant, and it's like a mausoleum inside. Good food should be joyful. There should be laughter and chatter, not people sitting there like they're in a funeral-parlor waiting room. Jim Harrison

Good Food You Waiting People Pet Laughter Restaurant Fine Inside Chatter Like Joyful Go Sitting Biggest Room Should Good Food

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young. Konrad Lorenz

Good Day Morning Science Every Day Pet Before Young Breakfast Research Every Good Morning Hypothesis Discard Him Exercise Scientist Keeps

A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden. Robert Southey

Garden Animal World Pet Kitten Animal World

My big pet peeve with people posting food - and I love it when people post food - but my number one thing is when you're posting at a restaurant, and it's dark, like a date night, food never looks good. Flash looks horrible, no flash looks horrible. It's important to only do food photos during daylight - and it's all about color with Instagram. Chrissy Teigen

Love Good Food You People Dark Post Pet Important Big One Thing Restaurant Photos Posting Horrible About My Number One Only Date Color Instagram Never Daylight Like Looks Flash Thing Night Number

Vinyl is the real deal. I've always felt like, until you buy the vinyl record, you don't really own the album. And it's not just me or a little pet thing or some kind of retro romantic thing from the past. It is still alive. Jack White

Buy Me You Pet Past Own Alive Kind Record Some Like Until Retro Felt Deal Always Real Still Real Deal Just Romantic Little Really Thing Vinyl Album

One of my big pet peeves is single-use plastic bags. I think it's one of the stupidest ideas in the world. Philippe Cousteau, Jr.

World Pet Big Think I Think Bags Ideas Stupidest Plastic

I can't imagine God not allowing my dog into heaven. Rick Warren

God Dog Pet Allowing Heaven Imagine

Even cats grow lonely and anxious. Mason Cooley

Cats Pet Lonely Anxious Even Grow

I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him. William H. Macy

Life Dog Pet Will Past Down Hey Take Like Know Him Sort Dogs Past Life Walking Double Really Street

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet. Pam Brown

Pet Sweet Kittens Feet Jaws Needles Soft

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. Agnes Repplier

Cats Impossible Pet Lover Enough Hunger Give More Make Gentle Friends Discriminating Banish Just Regard Us Who Alert

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. Billy Connolly

Me Pet Parents Tell Take Department Used Zoo

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. Chuck Palahniuk

God Pet Down Alligators Maybe Just Toilet Humans

Learning about factory farms and their horrendous treatment of animals is what made me become vegetarian in the first place. I also support the education of the public on adopting pets from animal shelters or saving homeless animals off the street in lieu of buying them from pet shops. Laura Mennell

Education Me Learning Animal Pet Made Animals First Become Saving Horrendous About Adopting Factory Vegetarian Support Also First Place Shelters Off Shops Place Public Them Farms Homeless Pets Street Buying Treatment

Chadron had a water tower, grain elevators, a tanning salon, a video rental store, a small liberal arts college, a Hardee's, a stoplight, and a curling yellow sign in the pet store window that read, 'Hamsters and Tarantulas Featured Today.' Poe Ballantine

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. Steven Wright

Pet Somewhere Lost Got Apartment Then Elephant

One of my obsession is animals. I'm into dog rescues. It drives me crazy when people go to pet stores and buy dogs. There are so many dogs that need a good home. And this sounds crazy, but I really believe they know what is happening and are appreciative, and I just think they make for the best pets. Jim O'Heir

Buy Best Good Home Me Crazy People Dog Pet Animals Believe Think Appreciative Drives Obsession Know Make Dogs Sounds Go Just Stores Happening Really Many Pets Need

The dog is the god of frolic. Henry Ward Beecher

God Dog Pet

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. Quentin Tarantino

Personality Pet Long Way Long Way Got Dogs Goes

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Bob Hope

Pet Trees Dogs Apart Miles Why Fast Siberia

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. Kin Hubbard

Pet Sick No-One Feel Owner Goldfish Helpless

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. Robert Benchley

Pet Stretched Other Way One-Way Small Small Children Ideal Dogs Child Children Cannot Length Much Pulled Harm

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