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When I walk out on stage, I don't know who's in the audience. To me, in my little fat skull, the laugh is just the widest demographic you can get.
Dave Coulier
Me
You
Walk
Stage
Laugh
Out
Know
Demographic
Audience
Get
Just
Little
Skull
Fat
Widest
What makes me laugh about politics, sometimes, is it seems like once we get to a point where our problems are seemingly unsolvable, it's because we're looking through a wrong point of view. If we turn the thing on its head, then maybe we might see it differently.
Dave Davies
Politics
Me
Sometimes
Problems
Looking
Our
Once
Laugh
See
About
Seemingly
Seems
Point
Point Of View
Through
Head
Unsolvable
Wrong
Like
Because
Makes
Get
Maybe
Where
Might
Turn
Then
View
Differently
Thing
The whole point of real comedy is that you can say something that is true, and by being funny, you can make it tolerable for people, and hopefully they'll laugh at you, too.
Dave Rubin
Funny
You
People
Comedy
Too
Say
Laugh
Hopefully
Something
Point
True
Make
Real
Being
Being Funny
Tolerable
Whole
I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. I've got no plans to stop doing it.
David Alan Basche
Love
Jokes
People
Laugh
Telling
Got
Making
Doing
Stop
Stories
Plans
I love comedy because I can laugh at myself. I don't take myself too seriously.
David Alan Basche
Love
Myself
Comedy
Seriously
Too
Laugh
Take
Because
I did this movie, 'A Walk Among the Tombstones' - I truly play a horrible, horrible individual in that - and I would occasionally go to the theater and watch what people's responses were, and they would laugh. He makes jokes, and people would respond to him in a human way. Then I've really done my job if I've humanized a really horrible person.
David Harbour
Jokes
People
Walk
Job
Way
Respond
Laugh
Responses
Would
Horrible
Individual
He
Him
Occasionally
Makes
Go
Were
Truly
Person
Did
Done
Human
Movie
Theater
Then
Really
Human Way
Play
Among
Watch
My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me.
David Hasselhoff
Me
People
Problem
Laugh
Laughs
Seem
Than
Anybody
Harder
If, like me, you've never watched 'Game of Thrones', the podcast 'Binge Mode: 'Game of Thrones'' ought to be unlistenable. It isn't, thanks to the energy of the two expert presenters Mallory Rubin and Jason Concepcion, who have the wit to laugh at their own deep-dive devotion and are helped out by some smart editing.
David Hepworth
Me
You
Game
Editing
Smart
Own
Thanks
Energy
Ought
Laugh
Out
Some
Never
Like
Wit
Devotion
Mode
Expert
Jason
Game Of Thrones
Who
Helped
Binge
Watched
Two
I found every single laugh as Laertes that you can find and only realized later that you really shouldn't find any at all.
David Hyde Pierce
You
Single
Every
Later
Laugh
Find
Only
Any
Realized
Really
Found
I've been lucky enough to do this fantastic job now for more than 50 years. To make people laugh, to entertain, create a wide range of emotions - it has always been a tremendous thrill for me, and it still is.
David Jason
Me
People
Emotions
Job
Enough
Tremendous
Range
Laugh
Entertain
Thrill
More
Make
Always
Still
Been
Years
Than
Fantastic
Create
Lucky
Now
Wide
Wide Range
What intrigues me is that there are funny people in the real East End. It's famous for it. There'd be blokes dressing up as women as a lark, but 'EastEnders' seems blind to the fact that they enjoy a laugh. There should be a cheery chappy on there.
David Jason
Funny
Me
Women
People
Enjoy
Funny People
Laugh
East
Intrigues
Dressing
Seems
Fact
Blind
Real
End
Up
Famous
Should
Lark
I know what is important. When I go to the pitch, I cannot laugh; I respect the other players. I try my best and put my passion inside the game.
David Luiz
Best
Game
Respect
Passion
Try
Important
Other
Laugh
Inside
Put
Know
Go
Pitch
Cannot
Players
I often laugh and say I should go down to the Department of the Interior and register as an endangered species. I'm a gay man over 60 and I'm alive.
David Mixner
Gay
Man
Interior
Down
Say
Alive
Laugh
Over
Go
Endangered
Endangered Species
Department
Often
Register
Should
Species
The only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping and showing off his shortcomings.
David Niven
Life
Man
Will
Stripping
Laugh
Only
His
Off
Get
Shortcomings
Showing
Ever
The worst thing that can happen to a comedian is to do a documentary on your life and you're watching it with an audience and there's not a laugh.
David Steinberg
Life
You
Worst
Worst Thing
Laugh
Comedian
Documentary
Audience
Happen
Your
Thing
Watching
I think we grew up thinking that the funniest things on TV were the old, serious movies. I always liked the Marx Brothers, but the thing that always made us laugh were movies like Zero Hour. That's what inspired us.
David Zucker
Old
Made
Think
Thinking
Laugh
TV
Brothers
Inspired
Marx
Hour
Like
Liked
Always
Were
Up
Grew
Movies
Us
Serious
Zero
Thing
Things
Funniest
It's fun to watch a show that you can watch with any member of your family, and you're going to laugh, and you're going to be moved, and you're going to have fun, rather than this dark, brooding, cold, 'purely procedural show.'
Dean Devlin
Family
You
Have Fun
Dark
Cold
Laugh
Member
Brooding
Purely
Rather
Than
Any
Going
Moved
Procedural
Your
Show
Fun
Watch
You don't get a script sent to you for two years, it crosses your mind, 'Gee, what's going on?' Then five years pass, and pretty soon a decade has gone by. Finally, you say to yourself, 'Well, if in fact that's it, then let me be happy with 30 pictures that made about $460 million and pictures that made a lot of people laugh.'
Dean Jones
Me
You
Be Happy
Happy
Yourself
People
Mind
Made
Gone
Finally
Say
Laugh
Gee
Pretty
About
Crosses
Fact
Soon
Pictures
Well
Pass
Years
Lot
Five
Decade
Get
Going
In Fact
Script
Sent
Then
Your
Million
Two
When I wrote 'Southern Baptist Sissies,' that was the first time that I really ventured out into pure drama with themes where there was not one laugh sometimes. But I've always gravitated organically to blending tones and usually get good reviews about that. That's what life is about.
Del Shores
Life
Time
Good
Sometimes
Pure
First
Drama
Laugh
Out
About
Blending
Wrote
First Time
Always
Reviews
Sissies
Southern
Southern Baptist
Get
Where
Baptist
Themes
Organically
Really
Tones
I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.
Demetri Martin
Time
Me
Thought
Made
Girl
Way
Definitely
Laugh
Out
Like
Liked
She
Friend
Done
Often
Then
Found
Her
Zone
I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.
Denis Leary
Me
Few
Down
Laugh
Like
Makes
Few Things
Really
Things
I just got an honorary degree from Glasgow University, and I had to wear around very painful shoes so that I didn't laugh all the way through the ceremony because I felt like an outlaw.
Denise Mina
Degree
Shoes
Honorary
Way
Laugh
Wear
Outlaw
Through
Had
Glasgow
Like
Because
Around
Felt
Got
Very
Just
Ceremony
Painful
University
Yeah, some kids called me fish lips because I had these really full lips. Now I'm sure all those same girls are getting collagen injections, so I'm having the last laugh.
Denise Richards
Me
Girl
Collagen
Those
Kids
Laugh
Some
Having
Had
Sure
Because
Yeah
Fish
Lips
Same
Getting
Really
Full
Injections
Now
Last
People used to laugh at me like, 'Hahaha, you can rap? You? We don't believe it!'
Denzel Curry
Me
You
People
Believe
Laugh
Rap
Like
Used
Some guys may play around and say a couple of things, but if I say it, I mean it. I may laugh, it may be funny, but if I say I'm going to get you, I'm going to get you.
Deontay Wilder
Funny
You
Say
Laugh
Some
Guys
Couple
Around
Get
Going
May
Mean
Play
Things
I love to see people laugh and put a smile on peoples' faces. Anytime I'm doing that I'm happy.
Dexter Darden
Love
Smile
Happy
People
Laugh
See
Faces
Put
Doing
Anytime
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