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David Zucker
American
Director
Born:
Oct 16
,
1947
Funny
People
Think
Thought
Time
You
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I think that came out of watching all those serious movies for all that time. If you watch a movie like Zero Hour, Sterling Hayden is pretty funny, and so are the guys in the cockpit.
David Zucker
Funny
Time
You
Think
Those
Out
Pretty
Guys
Hour
Like
Sterling
Came
Movie
Movies
Cockpit
Serious
Zero
Watch
Watching
Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there.
David Zucker
You
Advice
Never
Make
Halfway
Quit
Now
Disregard
Everything about it worked, and I don't mean just the movie, but in our experience, we realized there's also a component of luck involved in this business. We had absolutely the most competent people in the studio working on the release and ad campaign.
David Zucker
Business
Experience
People
Luck
Our
Everything
Release
Component
About
Absolutely
Had
Studio
Most
Involved
Also
Campaign
Just
Movie
Mean
Realized
Worked
Working
Ad
Ad Campaign
Competent
I believe in justice, maybe not in this life, but there has to be justice. And if there isn't a God, I think it would be very depressing. I'd prefer to believe there is.
David Zucker
Life
God
Justice
Believe
Think
Would
Would-Be
Very
Maybe
Depressing
Prefer
I don't take reviews very seriously, but in their totality I think they are representative of how the audience feels, and of what their reaction is. There's always one guy who doesn't get it.
David Zucker
Seriously
Think
Totality
Guy
Take
Feels
Reaction
Audience
Always
How
Reviews
Very
Get
Representative
Who
I don't know if I'd want to do that anymore, because you always get bigger laughs on college campuses. So, when the film plays in front of a city audience, you've probably cut too loosely.
David Zucker
You
College
Too
Laughs
City
College Campuses
Know
Because
Loosely
Audience
Always
Get
Front
Want
Anymore
Bigger
Cut
Film
Plays
I don't really know a lot of famous people. I've met a lot of famous people. If I ran into Tom Hanks today, I would have to remind him who I was and he would then remember me. But he wouldn't come up to me and say, 'Hi Dave!'
David Zucker
Today
Me
People
Remember
Met
Ran
Say
Hi
Would
Dave
Remember Me
He
Remind
Come
Know
Him
Lot
Up
Famous
Famous People
Then
Really
Who
Tom
Tom Hanks
I lose tons of stuff on the cutting room floor. For Scary Movie 3, for example, we had a lot of Matrix spoofs, a Hulk scene, and some of that stuff just doesn't hold up - it's too much plot, audiences just didn't want to hear about it.
David Zucker
Too Much
Example
Lose
Too
Plot
Some
About
Scary
Scary Movie
Scene
Had
Stuff
For Example
Audiences
Hear
Lot
Matrix
Up
Hulk
Just
Want
Movie
Hold
Room
Cutting
Much
Cutting Room
Floor
Tons
I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early '70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire.
David Zucker
Satire
Business
Smart
Political
Humor
Think
Point
Most
Until
Up
Which
Early
Started
I think we grew up thinking that the funniest things on TV were the old, serious movies. I always liked the Marx Brothers, but the thing that always made us laugh were movies like Zero Hour. That's what inspired us.
David Zucker
Old
Made
Think
Thinking
Laugh
TV
Brothers
Inspired
Marx
Hour
Like
Liked
Always
Were
Up
Grew
Movies
Us
Serious
Zero
Thing
Things
Funniest
I would love to work with Adam Sandler. Because then all I'd have to do is just turn the camera on and off.
David Zucker
Work
Love
On And Off
Would
Because
Camera
Off
Just
Turn
Sandler
Then
Adam
Adam Sandler
I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
David Zucker
Love
Funny
Thought
Those
Guys
Mary
Always
Dumb
Dumber
Really
It's useless to try and make rhyme or reason of it, because one guy thinks one thing and the other guy sees a whole other thing. So I try not to take them too seriously. Lately I have them screened so I only read the positive ones.
David Zucker
Positive
Try
Seriously
Too
Other
Lately
One Thing
Guy
Only
Sees
Take
Make
Read
Because
Screened
Rhyme
Them
Reason
Useless
Whole
Thing
Thinks
Our producer Jon Davison thought it would be a good idea to put in additional TV scenes. So, they sent me a tape of these additional TV scenes, and I watched them, and I didn't think they were that great. I didn't think it was worth putting them in.
David Zucker
Good
Great
Me
Worth
Thought
Think
Additional
Our
TV
Would
Would-Be
Scenes
Jon
Put
Putting
Idea
Were
Tape
Sent
Them
Producer
Watched
Good Idea
Sometimes, if you really want to try something original, you step a little too far out of bounds. I mean, there's a market force that kind of unconsciously keeps you in line a little bit.
David Zucker
You
Sometimes
Try
Too
Market
Bit
Out
Kind
Something
Step
Bounds
Force
Line
Want
Little
Mean
Little Bit
Far
Really
Original
Keeps
The only one that got through was Jimmy Walker, because he plays the gas station attendant. I mean, there's nothing wrong with it, it's just that we were kind of purists at the time, and we didn't want any comedians.
David Zucker
Time
Nothing
Jimmy
Station
Kind
Only
Through
He
Attendant
Wrong
Comedians
Because
Got
Were
Walker
Any
Just
Want
Mean
Gas
Gas Station
Plays
We didn't realize it at the time, but the release date, the ad campaign and the poster are so important.
David Zucker
Time
Important
Release
Poster
Date
Campaign
Realize
Ad
Ad Campaign
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