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Yes, my mom does keep making references to marriage, like all mothers do, but it's only in a lighter mood... she just jokes. Saina Nehwal

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People make jokes about how black people are the first ones to be killed off. Sanaa Lathan

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I'm Irish, so I'm messing all the time. Which means, I'm having a laugh. I'm always making jokes. Saoirse Ronan

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I have 40 years of unpublished material, the ones they don't pick, and the reason I don't redraw them or use them again is that I like to use my brain every day and come up with new jokes. Sergio Aragones

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Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college. Seth MacFarlane

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I'm proud that I don't make crazy jokes anymore. Shane Dawson

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I certainly know all about the Jersey jokes that amuse the rest of the country. You've probably heard them. Our state bird is the mosquito. Our state tree is dead. It doesn't help that we are represented on television by Tony Soprano and 'Jersey Shore.' Sharon Kay Penman

I try not to write jokes that are mean. I try my best to write jokes that are pretty universal and jokes that don't attack anyone. I know I often fall short of that and end up taking unfair swipes at people, but I try not to. Simon Rich

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My dad always jokes that we should have a reality TV show because my friends and I pull crazy stunts, like putting Saran Wrap on the toilet. Sofia Richie

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Kyriakos Papadopoulos is really funny. So is Karim Bellarabi. They are full of jokes in the dressing room. Son Heung-min

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Woody says I can make jokes, but I don't get them - I'm always looking deeper for the meanings. Soon-Yi Previn

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In all the years I've been playing, I've never considered changing my cue. It was the first cue I ever bought, aged 13, picked from a cabinet in a Dunfermline snooker centre just because I liked the Rex Williams signature on it. I saved £40 to buy it. It's a cheap bit of wood, and it's been the butt of other players' jokes for ages. Stephen Hendry

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I loved practical jokes. I loved being goofy on the playground, and I loved doing silly cartoons, but I was not this subversive little delinquent. I am an Eagle Scout, after all. Steve Breen

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I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller of jokes. Steve Carell

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