236 Dumb Quotes for You to Enjoy

More than anything else, we need in this society the opportunity for people to tell us what they think without being told that they're either dumb, or stupid, or uninformed. Brian Lamb

People Opportunity Stupid Think Society Else Tell More More Than Anything Without Dumb Than Being Anything Anything Else Either Us Uninformed Need

My closest friends are the ones who tell me that I'm being dumb or that I'm being wrong. Cole Sprouse

Me Tell Wrong Dumb Friends Closest Closest Friends Being Who

I'm pretty cautious and not very athletic, so I've only had really dumb injuries, like sprained ankles and allergic reactions. I did have to go to the hospital after slicing my finger while trying to cut a Kaiser roll in half. Mara Wilson

I know what it's like to be growing up, called 'deaf and mute' and 'deaf and dumb.' They're words that are very degrading and demeaning to people who are deaf and hard of hearing. It's almost... it's almost libelous, if you want to say that. Marlee Matlin

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly. Mike Myers

Jokes Smart Like Dumb Done

There is always a place I can take someone's curiosity and land where they end up enlightened when we're done. That's my challenge as an educator. No one is dumb who is curious. The people who don't ask questions remain clueless throughout their lives. Neil deGrasse Tyson

People Challenge Someone Remain Throughout Take No-One Always Educator Dumb Questions End Up Curiosity Curious Done Where Place Clueless Land Ask Who Lives Enlightened

In judging of a beautiful statue, the aesthetic faculty is absolutely and completely gratified by the splendid curves of those marble lips that are dumb to our complaint, the noble modelling of those limbs that are powerless to help us. Oscar Wilde

I've had my heart broken and then gone out and done dumb things. Randy Houser

Broken Heart Gone Out Had Dumb Heart Broken Done Then Things

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. Scott Adams

Work Enough Consultants Because Dumb Your Company Credibility

Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining. Sonny Liston

Sun Look Dumb Shining Questions Up Ask

I feel like the only person in the world who sees David Beckham modelling his swimming pants on the cover of Elle magazine and thinks - oh, how much better a handsome guy like you would look, David, without all those dumb ink stains stitched into your skin. Tony Parsons

You World Better Skin Swimming Pants Those Would Magazine Guy Only Sees David Feel Like Look Without Beckham How How Much Cover His Dumb Person Modelling Handsome Oh Much Your Who Ink Thinks

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb. Aaron McGruder

President Scary Fact Moron He Dumb Very Confront Really

There are some screw-ups headed your way. I wish I could tell you that there was a trick to avoiding the screw-ups... but they're coming for ya. It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb. Aaron Sorkin

Life You Wish Way Tell Trick Super Unpredictable Some Could Headed Combination Ya Coming Dumb Being Your Avoiding

To realize the promise of 5G, we will need smart networks, not dumb pipes. Dumb pipes won't deliver smart cities. Dumb pipes won't enable millions of connected, self-driving cars to navigate the roads safely at the same time. Ajit Pai

Niall Ferguson is an intellectual fraud whose job, for years, has been to impress dumb, rich Americans with his accent and flatter them with his writings. Alex Pareene

Job Impress Rich Has-Been Fraud Writings Accent Been His Years Ferguson Dumb Intellectual American Flatter Them Whose

To try and to pretend that there's no difference between where we come from is so dumb. Allison Williams

Try Pretend No Difference Between Come Dumb Difference Where

I find my readers to be very smart, and there is no reason to write dumb. Amy Bloom

Smart Find No Reason Write Readers Dumb Very Reason

Would it not be much better to have a president who deliberately lied to the people because he thought a war was essential than to have one who was so dumb as to be taken in by intelligence agencies, especially those who told him what he wanted to hear? Andrew Greeley

War People Intelligence Better Thought President Those Would Lied Deliberately He Taken Him Because Hear Dumb Intelligence Agencies Than Essential Wanted Agencies Much Who

When people didn't really know who I was, and I would get on stage, they would be distracted by what I looked like, so I would have to dumb myself down, in a way, for people to feel safe to laugh. Anjelah Johnson

Myself People Stage Down Way Laugh Distracted Would Would-Be Feel Like Know Looked Safe Dumb Get Really Who

You can be plain and smart, or pretty and smart. You can even be plain and dumb! You just have to be yourself. Ashley Tisdale

You Yourself Smart Be Yourself Pretty Dumb Just Plain Even

Learning essential stuff is as much a discipline as going to the gym or sticking to a diet, and an excellent antidote for the modern condition of being numb and dumb. Ben Fountain

Learning Discipline Gym Excellent Stuff Sticking Condition Dumb Antidote Modern Going Essential Diet Being Much Numb

Look - this is the terror of being a founder & CEO. It is all your fault. Every decision, every person you hire, every dumb thing you buy or do - ultimately, you're at the end. Ben Horowitz

Buy You Fault Decision Every Look Terror Hire Dumb Ultimately End Person Being CEO Your Founder Thing

We've done as best a job as we can making it clear that I'm earning what I'm earning because of me and not because of who my father is. But at the same time, I'm not ignoring things that would be dumb to ignore, like people that I can know through him and experiences I can have through him and things that I can learn from him. Ben Platt

Time Best Me People Father Job Earning Would Would-Be Through Clear Like Know Him Learn Because Making Dumb Same Done Same Time Experiences Ignore Ignoring Who Things

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