Anjelah Johnson Quotes

Anjelah Johnson
Anjelah Johnson
American Comedian
Born: May 14, 1982
Always Down Me People Who You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
There's a joke that I do where I make fun of myself for being bow-legged, and I compare myself to a camel and how a camel walks and sits, and that has become a joke that people - when I deliver that joke, people are in tears. Anjelah Johnson
Myself People Tears Joke Become Walks Deliver Make How Camel Being Where Fun Compare
I'm from San Jose, CA, which is very diverse, and I grew up around a lot of different types of people. Anjelah Johnson
People Types Diverse Around Lot Up Very Different Grew San Which Different Types
Nobody wanted to help me get my start, not to mention it's tough being a female in a man's world of stand-up comedy. It's a very competitive world, and it was a challenge to find my own voice, stick to my guns. Anjelah Johnson
Me Man World Comedy Challenge Tough Own Find Guns My Own Voice Mention Nobody Stick Female Very Get Being Wanted Stand-Up Comedy Help Start Competitive
Deep down inside, I'm really a black girl stuck in a Mexican girl's body. But I'm also in touch with my inner white girl and my inner Asian girl. I feel like a little bit of everybody. Anjelah Johnson
Black Girl White Down Everybody Bit Inside Touch Stuck Feel Like Also Mexican Little Little Bit Asian Really Body Deep Deep Down Inner
You don't want to let people down, and that's so hard because you're never going to please everybody. There's always going to be someone that's a naysayer. Anjelah Johnson
You People Down Everybody Please Someone Never Because Always Going Want Hard
I'm a very observational storyteller, and I'm always relational - a lot of stories stem from relationships, whether it's me with my husband, me with my mom or my siblings. Anjelah Johnson
Mom Me Husband Relationships Stem Observational Always Lot Very Stories Whether Storyteller Sibling
It's always nerve-wracking when people say they look up to you or that you're a good role model. It's such a double-edged sword, because you realize you've been put on this pedestal, and you have to make sure that you don't do anything to get torn down. Anjelah Johnson
Good You People Down Pedestal Say Torn People Say Put Look Make Sure Because Always Been Up Model Role Role Model Get Anything Double-Edged Realize Double-Edged Sword Sword
One of my best friends growing up was Vietnamese, and he and his mom would teach me how to say certain things so I could impress my nail girls. Then the nail girls would teach me how to count to 100 and basic things like 'Thank you' and 'You're welcome.' It's funny, because any accent that I do now always turns into Vietnamese. Anjelah Johnson
Funny Best Mom Me You Welcome Girl Impress Thank You Say Would Could Count He Nail Like Accent Because Always How His Up Friends Thank Any Then Certain Turns Vietnamese Teach Certain Things Growing Growing Up Now Basic Things Basic Things
I never thought I was going to be a comedian. Anjelah Johnson
Thought Never Comedian Going
A majority of Bon Qui Qui is my little brother, who is ghetto fabulous. He has no filter whatsoever. He just says what's on his mind. Anjelah Johnson
Mind Filter Ghetto Says Brother Fabulous He Majority His Whatsoever Just Little Little Brother Who
People pay their hard-earned money to come and watch me perform live. That's a blessing. Anjelah Johnson
Me Blessing People Money Pay Live Perform Come Watch
When people didn't really know who I was, and I would get on stage, they would be distracted by what I looked like, so I would have to dumb myself down, in a way, for people to feel safe to laugh. Anjelah Johnson
Myself People Stage Down Way Laugh Distracted Would Would-Be Feel Like Know Looked Safe Dumb Get Really Who
My goal's always to connect and relate to my audience. I want them to leave my show feeling like they got to know me better - not only that, but like we could be friends. I want people to leave going, 'Oh my gosh, I could totally hang out with her!' Anjelah Johnson
Me People Better Feeling Relate Out Totally Only Could Like Know Gosh Audience Always Got Leave Goal Friends Hang Going Oh Want Them Show Connect Her
I think people know what they're getting with my name, because they've seen my specials on Netflix. Anjelah Johnson
People Seen Think Netflix Name Know Because Getting
Few comedians can go to their shows and have people yell out bits that they want to hear. It's like going to see your favorite band and yelling out your favorite songs and to say the words along with them. Anjelah Johnson
People Words Band Few Say Bits Favorite Out See Songs Along Like Comedians Go Hear Yell Yelling Going Want Them Your Shows
I really just got married for the material, to tell you the truth. Anjelah Johnson
Truth You Tell Married Got Material Just Really
I started doing comedy in a church. Anjelah Johnson
Comedy Church Doing Started
I had this little piece of me that always wanted to be an actress, but I would never say it out loud because it was kind of embarrassing because where in San Jose do you become an actress? You don't, really. It was very far-fetched. It was similar to me saying, 'I want to be a princess.' Anjelah Johnson
Saying Me You Become Say Embarrassing Out Kind Would Similar Never Had Piece Princess Because Always Loud Very Where Want Wanted San Little Really Far-Fetched Little Piece Actress
Once, I was doing Bon Qui Qui in Miami, and this black girl was in the audience, and she yelled out, 'That's not funny!' which was really funny because she sounded exactly like the character I was playing. Anjelah Johnson
Funny Character Black Girl Once Out Exactly Like She Because Audience Doing Yelled Miami Which Really Playing
I'm not very good with the Twitter. Anjelah Johnson
Good Twitter Very
I like to tell stories and relate to people and get everybody having a good time. I don't ever want to be in a situation people feel the need to tell me their opinion. So I stay away from any kind of material that would cause somebody in the audience to shout me their opinion. Anjelah Johnson
Time Good Me People Cause Somebody Good Time Situation Relate Everybody Tell Kind Would Stay Having Having A Good Time Feel Like Opinion Audience Material Get Any Want Stories Shout Away Ever Need

No more Anjelah Johnson quotes

Haven't find the right quote? Try quotes from authors related to Anjelah Johnson.

About
Site pages
Top Quotes
Authors
Today's birthdays
Copyright © Quotesia 2025