2139 Comedy Quotes for You to Enjoy

When I was in third grade I taught myself ventriloquism... What's hard is to learn to be an entertainer and make people laugh. I was a few years out of college before I felt I had enough material. Then in 1988 I moved to L.A. and started to do some shows at comedy clubs. Jeff Dunham

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I never analyze stuff with comedy because it's boring. It makes you stop being funny. Just be who you are and do what you do, and you're either funny or you're not. Jeff Garlin

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First off, I don't do self-deprecation comedy based on being fat. I would always talk about it honestly. Secondly, I don't care how much I weigh. Jeff Garlin

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When you see a bad romantic comedy, you see the script, the director, and the actors trying to create this warmth and this pathos and this feeling that you care about them. That cannot be manufactured - it's either there or it isn't. Jeff Garlin

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I remember going to Bob Preston's dressing room because I was losing a laugh - as you do in a long run. He said, 'Give me the script. That's where you're going off the road.' That's comedy. It's never the line itself; it's in the foundation. Jeffrey Tambor

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The best comedy not only makes you laugh, but on the moment of the laugh, you learned. Jeffrey Tambor

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Comedy's all math, figuring out the timing. Jeffrey Wright

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The women doing comedy do not even think of themselves as 'female' comedians. Jen Kirkman

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A TV touchstone for me is 'The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd.' That series was whimsical and smart and had the mix of comedy and drama that I now trade in - but with a dash of magical realism. I wanted to be Molly Dodd, but more than that, I wanted to be Jay Tarses, who created the show. Jenji Kohan

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I have such a girl-crush on Reese Witherspoon. I would love to do a comedy with her. Jenna Dewan

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I loved that about her because I knew it would open the door for a lot of comedy, because I knew that the conflict would come, because not many people live like the way she does. Jenna Elfman

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It proved to me, though, that comedy is so much harder. Jenna Elfman

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I love going to the movie theatre, seeing live comedy, and going to amusement parks. Jennette McCurdy

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It's always been a dream of mine to be in a Woody Allen comedy. Jennifer Carpenter

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I just want to be with great teachers. If that means I'm in a horror film with good teachers, I'll do another horror film. But I would love to branch out and do more comedy or just more straight dramas. Jennifer Carpenter

Comedy is like math - you can check your answer because you know you've gotten it right if you get a laugh. It just makes sense to me. I feel like because I've had to keep that tool in my box for so long, I'm ready to show it off a bit. Jennifer Carpenter

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I wasn't very good in my serious acting class. Sometimes people took our class so seriously, so I used to, sort of, make fun of people after class. And so a friend of mine said, 'Why don't you do the comedy thing.' That's how it all worked out. Jennifer Coolidge

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