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Jenny Eclair

Jenny Eclair

Comedian

Born: Mar 16, 1960

Comedy Good Me People Think You

Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off. Jenny Eclair

Glasses Situation Take Like Am Off Very Short-Sighted

I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise. Jenny Eclair

Spiritual Me World Relax Immediately Abide Rise Spiritual Person Know Smelly Make Makes Least Person Candle Meant Even

I am best viewed from a distance... and at night. Jenny Eclair

Best Distance Am Viewed Night

My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love with and in awe of her and still are. Jenny Eclair

Love Day Strong Father Daughter Own Sense Strong Sense Born Had She Identity Always Still Were Awe Her

I can't tan naturally. Jenny Eclair

Tan Naturally

I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic. Jenny Eclair

Had Attention Always Comic Plan Need

I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere. Jenny Eclair

People Feeling Those Out Horrible Guts Always Got Get Anywhere

I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation. Jenny Eclair

Marriage Think Incredibly Like Vulgar Ostentation

I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet. Jenny Eclair

Better Desperate Needy Than Wet Being Might Far Competitive

I am best viewed from a distance. Jenny Eclair

Best Distance Am Viewed

I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.' Jenny Eclair

Death Cause Think Off Die Might Showing Actually

I can't sing. Jenny Eclair

Sing

I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead. Jenny Eclair

Good Mother Hair Giant Knees Instead Stuff Although Got His Lot Get Just Crap Inherited Dad Including Thick Thin

Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem. Jenny Eclair

Myself Me Problem Heights Top Bit High Hurl Feel Like Well Because Always Off Get Going Deck Really

Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable. Jenny Eclair

Family Definitely One Thing The One Thing Disposable Thing

The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised. Jenny Eclair

Women are more emotional, and it's natural to talk about it. Jenny Eclair

Women Natural About More Emotional Talk Women Are

I don't think I'm successful. Jenny Eclair

Think Successful

I've never been prudish. Jenny Eclair

Never Been

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