18 Five-Year-Old Quotes for You to Enjoy

I've worked since I was a five-year-old to be a performer. Lady Gaga

Performer Since Five-Year-Old Worked

I'm just very amused by five-year-old humor. Kesha

Humor Very Five-Year-Old Just Amused

I saw 'Seinfeld' on TV and told my mum that would be something cool to try one day, and she was like, OK, 'Here is a five-year-old telling me what they want to when they grow up' sort of thing, and what would they know, right! Ronny Chieng

Day Me Try Saw OK One Day TV Telling Would Would-Be Something Seinfeld Like Know She Sort Up Five-Year-Old Want Cool Grow Grow Up Mum Right Thing Here

I made a decision as a five-year-old boy that my kids will know who their father is. Chris Gardner

Decision Father Will Made Kids Know Boy Five-Year-Old Who

Listening to A. R. Rahman as a five-year-old opened my mind to a whole new set of creative dimensions. Sid Sriram

Creative Listening Mind Dimensions Opened New Five-Year-Old Whole Set

I've been travelling, returning home for promotional appearances, and juggling it all with being the mother of a five-year-old. Mahira Khan

Home Mother Returning Juggling Been Five-Year-Old Being Appearances Travelling

Our five-year-old son thinks I ought to work in the local bookshop, and I can see the appeal of that. Keir Starmer

Work Son Ought Local Our See Five-Year-Old Appeal Thinks

Slobodan Milosevic was just as smart as a five-year-old. Five-year-olds have an uncanny way of getting into your psyche, your self-esteem. Wesley Clark

Smart Way Self-Esteem Five-Year-Old Getting Psyche Just Your

I tried to interest my daughter in dancing, but she didn't take to it. As a five-year-old, she got lost on the way to her first class. After that she didn't go to dance class again. Nita Ambani

Class Dance Daughter First Lost Dancing Way Tried Take First Class She Got Go Five-Year-Old After Again Interest Her

To me there is no more depressing sight than a five-year-old staring at a screen, unsmiling, mouse in hand. Besides whatever dreadful things this prolonged exposure to screens is doing to their brains, computer games tend to be solitary affairs, and produce little laughter. Tom Hodgkinson

Me Laughter Whatever Sight Prolonged Solitary Dreadful Besides More Tend Computer Doing Affairs Hand Brains Five-Year-Old Than Mouse Screen Screens Little Depressing Produce Games Exposure Staring Things

In 2012, a five-year-old girl in Shandong province described to me how ten officials had chased her six-months-pregnant mother through the fields to prevent the birth of the family's second child, a boy. She died during the procedure. Barbara Demick

I originally got into this because of a five-year-old's begrudgery of his teacher. Mrs. Lawlor cast me as a tree, and I was disgusted. I was sure I had more to offer than that. It was like, 'OK, if you want me to be set dressing, fine, I'll take it on the chin but I'll show you - I'm going to be a big actor some day.' Jack Reynor

Teacher Day Me You Big Tree OK Fine Some Dressing More Cast Take Had Like Sure Because Got His Offer Five-Year-Old Than Going Disgusted Want Chin Show Originally Actor Set

My father got a trade union scholarship to Oxford; he lived and breathed politics; he was always watching current-affairs programmes. But I have a five-year-old child's attitude towards the news. Mainly, that it absolutely turns me off. Jez Butterworth

Politics Attitude News Me Father Programmes Absolutely He Scholarship Mainly Towards Trade Always Got Trade Union Off Five-Year-Old Child Oxford Breathed Turns Union Lived Watching

An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old. Carl Van Vechten

Will More Kitten Questions Five-Year-Old Than Any Ordinary Ask