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Jennifer Coolidge
American
Actress
Born:
Aug 28
,
1961
Love
Me
People
Think
Women
You
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There's something about me that suggests I don't have an intelligent atom in me at all. So people say things to me that they wouldn't say to other people. Insulting, condescending things. They don't think I notice. But, of course, I'm taking it all in.
Jennifer Coolidge
Me
People
Think
Other
Say
People Say
Atom
About
Something
Taking
Course
Insulting
Condescending
Intelligent
Notice
Things
It seems almost impossible to me that the whole world doesn't know CPR.
Jennifer Coolidge
Me
World
Impossible
Seems
Almost
Know
Whole
A man's ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The last thing we want to hear is how you talked the jeweler down on our new earrings.
Jennifer Coolidge
You
Man
Down
Saved
Our
Earrings
Ability
Only
Never
New
Talked
How
How Much
Hear
Than
Want
Romantic
The Only Thing
Turn-On
Much
Paid
Less
Thing
Last
When I walk into a video arcade filled with 16- or 17-year-old boys, I may as well be Marilyn Monroe.
Jennifer Coolidge
Walk
Monroe
Arcade
Well
Boy
May
Video
Filled
Marilyn
Marilyn Monroe
I wasn't allowed to watch regular television when I was growing up, only PBS, so I watched 'Masterpiece Theatre' and a lot of Jane Austen. I loved stories where the girl is attracted to a man and it looks like it's not going to work out.
Jennifer Coolidge
Work
Man
Theatre
Girl
Television
Out
Only
Allowed
Like
Attracted
Looks
Masterpiece
Lot
Austen
Up
Going
Where
Stories
Loved
Jane
Jane Austen
Work Out
Regular
Growing
Growing Up
Watch
Watched
I always date younger men. For some reason that's just the way it's gone, because younger guys have always asked me out and I accept.
Jennifer Coolidge
Me
Men
Gone
Way
Out
Some
Guys
Date
Accept
Because
Always
Just
Younger
Asked
Reason
I read a script and I know immediately whether that role is for me or not.
Jennifer Coolidge
Me
Immediately
Know
Read
Role
Whether
Script
Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.
Jennifer Coolidge
You
Hide
Nothing
Spending
Fact
Head
Bald
Going
Short
Your
As young, hot actors living in Hollywood, you get even more attractive.
Jennifer Coolidge
You
Young
Living
More
Hot
Attractive
Get
Hollywood
Even
Actor
I always find the most depressing stuff most interesting.
Jennifer Coolidge
Find
Stuff
Most
Always
Interesting
Depressing
Standup is just dirtier, a far more risque kind of thing.
Jennifer Coolidge
Kind
More
Just
Far
Standup
Thing
Usually, when you're an actress, you have to audition 20 times.
Jennifer Coolidge
You
Audition
Times
Actress
It ends up being a terrible movie if you try and please everyone.
Jennifer Coolidge
You
Try
Please Everyone
Everyone
Please
Terrible
Up
Being
Ends
Movie
Keri Russell is one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen in my life. She's one of those girls that doesn't have that thing when you walk into the trailer in the morning, and your face is all bashed in - like a lot of actors, even the beautiful and handsome ones.
Jennifer Coolidge
Life
Beautiful
Morning
You
Walk
Face
Girl
My Life
Seen
Those
Prettiest
Russell
Like
She
Lot
Trailer
Handsome
Your
Even
Actor
Ever
Bashed
Thing
I get the gold-digger part six times weekly. I can play those women into the ground, but I don't want someone telling me that's all I can do.
Jennifer Coolidge
Me
Women
Those
Telling
Someone
Weekly
Part
Times
Get
Six
Want
Ground
Play
Gina Gershon was a year ahead of me in college.
Jennifer Coolidge
Me
College
Year
If you're playing a character that someone doesn't like, that's okay, but if you're voicing your own opinions, they actually don't like you!
Jennifer Coolidge
Character
You
Own
Okay
Someone
Like
Opinions
Your
Actually
Playing
I wasn't funny. My brother was the funny one in the family.
Jennifer Coolidge
Funny
Family
Brother
I wasn't very good in my serious acting class. Sometimes people took our class so seriously, so I used to, sort of, make fun of people after class. And so a friend of mine said, 'Why don't you do the comedy thing.' That's how it all worked out.
Jennifer Coolidge
Good
You
Class
People
Sometimes
Comedy
Seriously
Took
Our
Mine
Out
Make
Sort
Said
How
Friend
Very
After
Worked
Acting
Used
Acting Class
Fun
Serious
Why
Thing
The minute I started doing comedy, the doors opened.
Jennifer Coolidge
Comedy
Doors
Minute
Opened
Doing
The Doors
Started
Unless you write your own movies... you can't really say what you want to say.
Jennifer Coolidge
You
Own
Unless
Say
Write
Want
Movies
Really
Your
Stand-up is a weird animal. There are people who really want to know what you think about things, your opinion on life. But then there are people who think you're just that beautician in 'Legally Blonde,' who doesn't have opinions on anything. Or that I'm Stifler's mom and hot for it all the time.
Jennifer Coolidge
Life
Time
Mom
You
Animal
People
Think
About
Hot
Weird
Know
Opinion
Opinions
Blonde
Legally
Just
Want
Anything
Then
Really
Your
Who
Things
It was always the cliche of men leaving their wives for younger women. The playing field is sort of even now. Women make their own salaries. They can do the exact same thing and can have a younger man.
Jennifer Coolidge
Man
Women
Men
Own
Same Thing
Field
Exact
Make
Cliche
Sort
Always
Wives
Leaving
Salaries
Same
Younger
Even
Even Now
Now
Thing
Playing
Playing Field
Younger guy are attracted to a strong quality.
Jennifer Coolidge
Quality
Strong
Guy
Attracted
Younger
I've played a lot of weird women. I play crazy ladies, and I've played a lot of insane women and weird best friends that are not sexually desirable.
Jennifer Coolidge
Best
Crazy
Women
Insane
Sexually
Weird
Lot
Friends
Ladies
Play
Played
Desirable
All the guys that entered The Groundlings, like Will Ferrell, already had incredible confidence, but I watched shut down women that didn't even have a personality completely become different human beings because of the training.
Jennifer Coolidge
Confidence
Women
Training
Personality
Will
Become
Down
Incredible
Will Ferrell
Entered
Guys
Had
Like
Because
Human
Different
Human Beings
Beings
Even
Shut
Watched
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