50 Banana Quotes for You to Enjoy

I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas 'are' funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier. Joe Murray

Funny Cheese Seriously Thought Think Assuming Feel Smells Executives Because Replace Banana Bananas Story Swamp Us Asking Whole Funnier

I used to work for a management consulting company, so I dressed differently - business casual, probably a lot of things from Banana Republic. My wardrobe now is definitely more expensive, but I always dress for the occasion. John Legend

Donald Trump is many things - a tantrum-throwing man-child and a wannabe strongman pining for his very own banana republic among them - but perhaps most of all he is a giant, melon-colored distraction from what is happening to our country under his watch. Joy Reid

I work from home a lot. I think I get as much work done at the office as at home, and I'm used to working with people who don't work in the office. I don't really care where they are, even if they're on a banana leaf somewhere. If they deliver their work, I am completely fine. I don't need someone sitting at their desk to produce. Kate Spade

Work Home People Care Somewhere Think Fine Someone Deliver Leaf Am Lot Banana Office Get Sitting Done Where Produce Much Really Working Used Who Even Need Desk

We have little bags we pack specifically for touch-up makeup if you're chosen for the top 16. I knew I had to sneak in my banana because nothing calms my nerves like it! I don't know if it's the potassium, but I need it before I get on stage because it always calms me down. Olivia Culpo

Me You Before Stage Nothing Down Top Nerves Had Knew Bags Like Know Because Calms Makeup Always Sneak Banana Get Pack Little Chosen Specifically Need

I love making smoothies post-workout. My favorite - depending on the day - is either a chocolate whey protein shake with banana and peanut butter, or one with vanilla and berries. Parker Young

Love Day Favorite Berries Vanilla Shake Protein Making Banana Depending Either Chocolate Butter Peanut Peanut Butter

I resent the label on cigarettes. If they're going to warn you, why don't they put the same sign at the entrance to every freeway or on every banana that's sold? You can slip on the peel, you know. Peter Graves

You Every Cigarettes Peel Sold Sign Slip Entrance Put Freeway Know Label Banana Same Going Warn Resent Why

If I'm playing in the morning, I'll get some carbs early: porridge with chopped banana. If I'm playing in the afternoon, I'll start with less carbs and have some eggs and fruit for breakfast, then a light lunch about 90 minutes before I play, so I don't feel sluggish or full. Rory McIlroy

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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana. Ryan Stiles

Me Eating Never Banana Interrupt

I think we all love to watch something we know is going to go catastrophically wrong - the old banana skin syndrome, which is particular to the British sense of humour. Sarah Alexander

Love Old Sense Skin Think Humour Syndrome Something Wrong Particular Know Go Banana Going Which Watch British

Dried fruit is a huge part of my diet. Mango, persimmon, banana. Scott Rogowsky

Fruit Dried Part Huge Banana Huge Part Diet

I had to be sick for a scene in the first season, and we used some fruit smoothies with little banana chunks. I had to put it in my mouth and spit it out. It was absolutely delicious. Thomas Middleditch

Fruit First Mouth Sick Chunks Out Some Scene Delicious Spit Absolutely Had Put Banana Little Used Season

I love to create this green juice shake made from kale, spinach, cucumber and wheatgrass. The nutrients in the juice help me recover after a tough workout. The Kale Banana Smoothie at LYFE Kitchen is very similar to my recipe and is fantastic. Troy Polamalu

The key to doing eight shows a week is maintaining your energy. Getting as much sleep as possible and a big, healthy breakfast is the best way to make that happen. My mainstay is granola cereal, a banana, and soy milk. I also try to add a side of fresh fruit with yogurt and peanut butter toast. Rory O'Malley

Best Fruit Key Try Big Healthy Breakfast Energy Add Side Way Possible Best Way Week Maintaining Also Make Fresh Doing Banana Yogurt Getting Soy Eight Happen Toast Cereal Much Your Shows Milk Butter Peanut Peanut Butter Sleep

Obama might think of himself as one, but he is not a dictator. We are not a banana republic yet. This is not an authoritarian form of government. This is a constitutional republic, and the president doesn't allow or disallow. The president can't buy or purchase. Rush Limbaugh

Buy Government Think President Obama Purchase Constitutional Constitutional Republic Allow He Himself Banana Dictator Authoritarian Form Republic Might

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