Ryan Stiles Quotes

Ryan Stiles

Ryan Stiles

American Actor

Born: Apr 22, 1959

Man Me Never Were Would You

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The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue. Ryan Stiles

Sky Beyond Blue Door

Back off or the lizard gets it! Ryan Stiles

Back Off Gets Lizard

Drew's a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing 'The Drew Carey Show,' he got into bowling, and suddenly he's phoning up pros for tips and carrying around 3 balls. It's just how he does it. Ryan Stiles

Funny Funny Guy Carrying Drew Guy He Pros Bowling Because Around Does Got How Doing Were Balls Up Gets Just Tips Anything Show Even Suddenly

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana. Ryan Stiles

Me Eating Never Banana Interrupt

That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy. Ryan Stiles

Worms Eat Never Raw Make Your Dough

I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do. Ryan Stiles

Saying You People Add More Said Improv Listen Just The Hardest Thing Information Then Convinced Hardest Hardest Thing Thing

I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982. Ryan Stiles

Great Remember Accident Lose Control Shaky Still

The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'. Ryan Stiles

You Fool First Living Dancing Rule Tap America Stop

What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess. Ryan Stiles

Dark Sit Earth Ruling Someday Chess Refine Taping Room Plans

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