49 Bald Quotes for You to Enjoy

I collect hats. That's what you do when you're bald. James Taylor

You Collect Hats Bald

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald. Jennifer Coolidge

You Hide Nothing Spending Fact Head Bald Going Short Your

When I moved to L.A. in my early twenties, I was growing my hair. Then, when I was 25, I cut it off and was like, 'Oh no, I think I'm a long hair person until I go bald!' Jonathan Van Ness

Long Hair Think Long Hair Like Until Bald Go Off Person Oh Moved Cut Then Twenties Growing Early

I think there's a possibility that comic book movies are getting a tiny bit better on the one hand because they're no longer made by executives, who are, you know, ninety-year-old bald tailors with cigars, going, 'The kids love this!' Joss Whedon

When their city was occupied by the Gauls, and the Romans, who were besieged in the Capitol, had made military engines from the hair of the women, they dedicated a temple to the Bald Venus. Lactantius

Women Made Hair Military City Temple Had Bald Venus Occupied Were Romans Capitol Dedicated Engines Who

I can hardly tell you how boring it is to interview almost every politician among the multitudes I have ever interviewed (journalists can't say this, because if people knew how boring politicians were they wouldn't read what we write), how dead the conversation feels, how bald, flat, uninteresting the message is. Michael Wolff

You Conversation People Politician Politicians Every Interview Say Tell Boring Write Knew Almost Journalists Feels Dead Message Read Bald Because How Were Flat Uninteresting Multitudes Ever Among Hardly

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald. Navjot Singh Sidhu

Life You Experience Gives Comb Like Bald

Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real. Persis Khambatta

Besides Would Never Looked Bald Real Cap

Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap. Persis Khambatta

I realised you could become fat and bald as a director and still remain employable. Phyllida Lloyd

You Director Become Remain Could Bald Still Realised Fat

The bald look intimidates people. Short and nasty. Reggie Miller

People Look Bald Nasty Short

You can be very successful but still struggling financially, and it looked like I'd have to take a year or two off and find whatever menial labouring work you can get as a middle-aged, unskilled bald man. Richard Flanagan

I've always tried to twist the ideas of beauty that are maybe considered to be ugly by the mainstream. I was already kind of toying with that when it comes to baldness, which came from a discussion with my mother about how to be considered a beautiful woman if you're bald. Sasha Velour

Because I'm a bald, dim-witted writer, people think I couldn't possibly be her husband, so they occasionally confuse me for someone more glamorous. At O'Hare airport, a man asked if he could take Rebecca's photo. When I reflexively stepped away, he said, 'No, no, no. I want your picture too, Andre Agassi.' Steve Rushin

Me Man People Husband Picture Confuse Think Too Airport Photo Andre Possibly Someone More Could Writer Take Glamorous He Stepped Occasionally Bald Because Said Want Asked Your Away Her

One of my strongest memories is my father playing bongos in the living room in Detroit listening to Motown radio. He was this skinny white bald guy, but he was really moved by blues and Motown and funk. Sufjan Stevens

It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all. Sylvie Meis

Funny You Yourself Dread Bad Seeing Most Bald Moment Actually

My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme doughnuts and watched a boxing match on Showtime. Teri Polo

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In 'Delhi Belly,' I was bald; in other movies I always carried a different look. Vir Das

Other Carried Delhi Look Bald Always Different Movies Belly

Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not. Wayne Rooney

Hair Followers Had Bald Going Just Confirm Transplant Why Why Not

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