Theo Von Quotes

Theo Von

American Comedian

Born: Mar 19, 1980

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Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

In Louisiana, you can drive when you're 15 - you could get your driving permit. I remember, during driver's ed, I fell asleep at the wheel one day. I was tired. The guy shook me and switched and said he was getting into the driver's seat. I didn't fail, so I guess you can fall asleep occasionally. It's Louisiana. Theo Von

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I could have been a dancer. I just never got my shot at it. Theo Von

Dancer Could Never Got Been Just Shot

If I could have anything, I would probably get an old Ford F-150 from the '70s. Theo Von

Old Would Could Ford Get Anything If I Could

I got booed off the stage one time. This was in a University in Florida. The students didn't know that I had to come back out 6 more times, because I was hosting the show. They just thought that I was a comedian opening the show. Theo Von

They're just jokes, people. They can't all be funny. Theo Von

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