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Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman

American Comedian

Born: Dec 1, 1970

Funny Love Me Myself Think You

Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it. Sarah Silverman

Out Also Offend Shock Anything Avoid Set

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle. Sarah Silverman

Great Parents Uncle Got Trying Just Fun

I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices. Sarah Silverman

Love You Find Someone Kissing Pieces Judging Ultimately Friends Being Loving Mean Choices Your Hard Who Start

I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends. Sarah Silverman

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus. Sarah Silverman

You Honesty Words Safety Listening Idiot Situation Think Unless See Taking Edgy Because Always Context Been Account Just Buzz

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games. Sarah Silverman

Enjoy Quarter Games Last Basketball

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17. Sarah Silverman

Time First Summer First Time Did

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. Sarah Silverman

Funny Think Say Harsh Something Well Afraid Even

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive. Sarah Silverman

Say Find Offensive Anything

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core. Sarah Silverman

Some Stuff Holocaust Really Hard Ton Core

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not. Sarah Silverman

Totally Jewish

I like my life alone. Sarah Silverman

Life Alone My Life Like

I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and it's your life, and you sleep all day and you wake up and you eat with a bunch of other comics and then get ready for the night. Sarah Silverman

Life Day You Wake Up Three Living Sets Other All Day Eat New Like Ready Comics Doing Lot Wake Up Bunch Get York New York Then Your Night Sleep

What are the chances there is a God, really? Sarah Silverman

God Really Chances

I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend. Sarah Silverman

People Too Other Never Material Subjective Where Want Defend Position

Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me. Sarah Silverman

Me Crazy Definitely Impact Smells

I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much. Sarah Silverman

Tears Highs Cry Still Salty Maybe Much Lows

The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage. Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. Sarah Silverman

My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what was going on in my life. Sarah Silverman

Life Comedy Old Random My Life Joke Back Exactly Exactly What Journal Know Look Same Going Notebooks Filled

You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to. Sarah Silverman

You Tell Supposed Friends Anything

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