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Ron White
Ron White
American Comedian
Born: Dec 18, 1956
Always Comedy Me People Work You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
Comedy is great because there's no overhead. Ron White
Great Comedy Because Overhead
I've asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don't understand it. But I don't understand a lot of things. Ron White
Money Guys Driving Make Venue Understand Rock How Rock Bands Lot Bands Just Asked Things
All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could do besides comedy. Ron White
Funny Comedy Mind Else Out Besides Spit Could Take Know How
Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo and I are proof that you can make this work. It just takes a little effort. Ron White
Work You Marriages Bad Proof Vegas Takes Make Lot Effort Just Famous Little Them Things
I'm not willing to drag my fans down a road I don't believe in. That's just my one little principle. I've only got one, and that's it. Ron White
Fans Down Believe Willing Only Road Principle Got Just Little Drag
TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it. Ron White
Work Day You Hate People Job Tell TV Hours Hard Hard Job
If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I'm not having fun. Ron White
Words Bit Out See Someone Having Having Fun Fun
Movies are boring. It's like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It's just horrible. Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it's 18 hours of doing not a thing. Ron White
Three Television Boring Horrible Days Hour Like Hours Dry Doing Lines Role Did Just Eight Movie Little Movies Paint Thing Watching
I've been offered starring roles in horrible movies, but I just didn't want to do it. I don't see why you would. Ron White
You Would See Horrible Been Offered Roles Just Want Movies Why
If you become famous and don't have a live show to back it up, they're not going to pay you any money. Ron White
You Money Become Pay Live Back Up Any Going Famous Show
I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it. Ron White
Crew Everybody Definite Collar Knew Least Blue Blue-Collar Order Far Popular Started Pecking
I'm not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you'll pay late. Ron White
Buy You Judge Try Pay Universe Late Unpaid Am Debt Goes Who Believer Early
Let's face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road. Ron White
Me Face Road Stuff Material Lot Happens
You can tell on-stage when a joke's starting to lose its pop. It doesn't mean people don't want to hear it anymore; it means I don't want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they've never heard. Ron White
You People Somebody Joke Lose Move On Tell Something Never Like Reaction Because Hear Heard Get Move Just Want Anymore Mean Mean People Pop Means Starting
As a small child, I could watch anything happen and tell a story, and it was funny. Ron White
Funny Tell Small Small Child Could Child Happen Anything Story Watch
I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I've always done. That's really where my best stuff comes from. I don't know how it happens. It just happens. Ron White
Best Stuff Know Always How Done Just Where Happens Pony Little Really
When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable - onstage, talking, making 'em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention. Ron White
Laugh Telling Onstage Knew Attention Weirdest Liked Talking Comfortable Around Making Go Listen Being Where Stories Center Used Things
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