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Ron Funches

Ron Funches

American Comedian

Born: Mar 12, 1983

Comedy Good Love Me Think You

Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

I'm sauteing asparagus, Brussels sprouts,broccoli, some boneless, skinless chicken breast, some halibut. That's about it; that's all I'm allowed. That's what's legal for me to saute. Ron Funches

Me Legal Some About Brussels Allowed Chicken Asparagus

We all have enemies, but my enemies would probably describe me as surprisingly ruthless. Ron Funches

Me Enemies Would Ruthless Surprisingly Describe

I think that's the difference between meetings in New York and L.A. In New York, it's like, 'Be there, and be there on time.' In L.A. it's like, 'Oh, we get it. You might have ran into traffic. We'll reschedule.' Ron Funches

Time You Think Meetings Ran Between New Like Traffic Get York Oh New York Difference Might

If I'm super scared or sick, I'll still suck my thumb. Ron Funches

Sick Scared Super Thumb Still Suck

Doing five-minute sets on 'Conan' and things like that are fun and a great way to introduce yourself, but it's such a constricting time, and you usually have to cut bits down. Ron Funches

Time Great You Yourself Down Sets Way Bits Introduce Conan Like Great Way Doing Five-Minute Cut Fun Things

Some of my biggest influences are people like Steven Wright and Todd Berry. I'm a shy person, and I don't think people who aspire to do comedy think that's an option. Ron Funches

People Comedy Think Berry Some Wright Like Steven Option Person Influences Biggest Todd Aspire Who Shy Shy Person

I like the Bulls, the Bears - Chicago. Ron Funches

Bears Like Bulls Chicago

'Malcolm X' was impressionable for me as a kid. Ron Funches

Me Kid Malcolm Malcolm X

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