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My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Born: Nov 22, 1921
Died: Oct 5, 2004

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Wife, Made, Throat, Stuck, She, Got, Chocolate, Cook

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