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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Born: Nov 22, 1921
Died: Oct 5, 2004

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