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Rita Rudner

American Comedian

Born: Sep 17, 1955

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I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh. Rita Rudner

You Laugh Stay Table Push Envelope Make Just Middle Want

Being a dancer and a singer gave me some advantage with regards to having a stage presence. I always take my timing from the audience because they are half of my act. Rita Rudner

Me Half Timing Stage Gave Dancer Some Having Take Advantage Singer Because Audience Always Being Regards Act Presence

I don't do Jewish stuff because I don't want people to be left out. If I mention the Torah in Alabama, it's not going to go down that well. I used to do some Jewish jokes because when I started, I used to play lots of Jewish country clubs. Rita Rudner

I found out I had a real love for comedy and comedy writing. The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing. Rita Rudner

Love Writing Comedy Try Thought Singing Field Too Dancing Out Logic Had Comedians Well Female Real Were Real Love Than Fewer Which Might Acting Many Found Competitors

While I do occasionally order items on the Internet, it's hard to teach an old shopper new tricks. I'm convinced that the catalogue will eventually disappear, but not until the last baby boomers have kicked off their smelly Nikes and been buried in mulch. Rita Rudner

Old Internet Will Baby Baby Boomers Kicked Boomers Tricks Catalogue Disappear New Until Smelly Occasionally Been Off Items Buried Order While Convinced Teach Hard Eventually Last

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