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Of course I have an ego, but you have to have an ego. You have to be incredibly competitive. I can get competitive at times, way too much, and it becomes a little bit obsessive. Simon Cowell

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A lot of people have said that I'm super-snarky and mean. But honesty is the only way to get people to change. It's very important to be constructively critical - give people alternatives and you're giving them a new way to see themselves. Stacy London

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots. Steve Allen

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I cook everything. I love Mediterranean cooking, I love Asian cooking. I do lots of Japanese noodles. Ted Allen

Love Cooking Mediterranean Everything Noodles Lots Japanese Asian Cook

Just as the England football manager starts with bells and flags and balloons and ends up reviled, so do prime ministers. Tony Blair - is there anyone more despised now? Gordon Brown - all right, nobody voted for him but, you know... just think of any of them. Margaret Thatcher. John Major. Steve McLaren. Fabio Capello. Terry Wogan

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I say to my children, the reason that marriage - and having children - is so important is that it stops you thinking about yourself. The way to happiness is to give yourself to others and to think of others before you think of yourself. Terry Wogan

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I'm strange! I have a weird sense of humor! I look crazy! Trixie Mattel

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Being misunderstood - that's the thing that scares me. Because my life is about oversharing. Tyler Oakley

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With social media, people share mostly their best moments. Don't feel like you're not doing enough when you see a mom posting about making applesauce after you bought it. Ha ha! It's fine! Just for raising a little human being, you should be commended. Vanessa Lachey

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I'm not afraid of failing. I don't like to fail. I hate to fail. But I'm not afraid of it. Vince McMahon

Hate Fail Failing Like Afraid

Bob Smith from Brooklyn is a guy who sometimes gets hung with problems and fears. Wolfman Jack is a happy-go-lucky guy who knows how to party. The challenge of my life has been letting more and more of Bob Smith go, becoming the Wolfman on an almost full-time basis, while still taking care of business. Wolfman Jack

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My first car was a motorcycle. Adam Carolla

Motorcycle Car First

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is. Adam Carolla

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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself. Adam Carolla

You Yourself Doing Show Radio Express Express Yourself

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality. Adam Carolla

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I get depressed at airports. Adam Carolla

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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.' Adam Carolla

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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!' Adam Carolla

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