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Michelle Wolf

American Comedian

Born: Jun 21, 1985

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Very early on, I met this one comic who said if you're not doing stand-up every night, you're not doing it. And so I just kind of believed that and worked off that. Michelle Wolf

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I'm very quiet off stage. I think I'm a pretty boring person. I'm not super talkative; I spend a lot of my time running and zoning out. I spend so much time trying to write jokes and 'be on,' so when I'm finally off stage, I just want to sit. Michelle Wolf

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I'm a standard overachiever. Michelle Wolf

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As a woman, I have access to hit women in a way that men might not be able to hit them with jokes. I don't mean physically hit. But you know, because I'm a woman, I can say things about women because I know what it's like to be a woman, if that makes any sense. Michelle Wolf

There's a lot of nuances to stand-up that you definitely see when you watch someone like Chris Rock in that his body position is also part of why the joke works. Michelle Wolf

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I was an athlete in college, and Wall Street likes athletes because they're very competitive people that are willing to do anything to win. So I got a job at Bear Stearns in the summer of 2007. Michelle Wolf

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It's hard to make a joke out of someone that's a joke. Michelle Wolf

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Twitter is a good medium to lean how to write jokes. It pushes you to write a better joke in that, on Twitter, the first joke about something has already happened. You need to think of the second joke and the third joke. Michelle Wolf

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Before stand-up, I'm not sure I even had a point of view. Michelle Wolf

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For eight years, all I cared about was track. Michelle Wolf

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