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Mike Pence is the kind of guy that brushes his teeth and then drinks orange juice and thinks, 'Mmm.'

Michelle Wolf

American Comedian

Born: Jun 21, 1985

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Teeth, Kind, Guy, Brushes, Drinks, Juice, His, Orange, Then, Mike, Thinks

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