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Kevin Nealon

Kevin Nealon

American Comedian

Born: Nov 18, 1953

Every Good Me People Think You

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I'm a member of the Studio City Driving Range. They have a nice little par-3 AstroTurf course and driving range. You know, I don't belong to a course because I don't golf that much, so it's not worth it for me to join a club. Kevin Nealon

You see things through a different lens when you have a child. Kevin Nealon

You See Through Child Different Lens Things

The thing is when I started doing standup, you had to have a clean act because that's how you got on television. There weren't all these cable shows. Also, I didn't want to have that kind of act in case my family came to see me or my kid one day. Kevin Nealon

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I recently purchased an iPad 2 because I didn't want to wait for the iPad 3 and iPad 4. Kevin Nealon

Wait Purchased Because iPad Want Recently

I tend to listen to Sirius XM Radio. Kevin Nealon

Tend Listen Radio

I like YouTube; it's really entertaining. A lot of it is crappy stuff, but there are a couple diamonds in the rough there. Kevin Nealon

YouTube Entertaining Stuff Like Couple Diamonds Lot Crappy Really Rough

I just loved stand-up comics as a kid. I'd watch them on 'The Tonight Show,' and I thought what a great craft it was to come out on stage with no instrument or anything and be able to entertain people. Kevin Nealon

I don't feel the pressure and stress of having to be a comic in a club every night. I accomplished a lot of things; I did lot of things, and I don't feel like I'm missing out when I am home with my son. Kevin Nealon

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It was football I enjoyed most. When I moved to L.A. to become a stand-up comedian, I thought it might be a good comedy hook to also be the punter for USFL club The L.A. Express, so I started practicing for the tryouts. Luckily, my stand-up took off, and I didn't need to do it. Kevin Nealon

All I ever wanted to do was stand-up. It kind of charges me and gives me a rush. Kevin Nealon

Me Kind Charges Rush Gives Wanted Ever

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