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I was working at Nordstrom Rack, Borders Books, and I was cleaning yachts on the weekends for private parties and being a busboy. I had to break down the tables and roll the forks up in napkins. And I was still doing standup.
Jo Koy
Jo Koy
Jo Koy
Born: Jun 2, 1971

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