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The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.

Jay Leno

American Comedian

Born: Apr 28, 1950

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Beer, People, Wine, Down, Bone, Says, Drink, Week, Highest, Most, Least, Falling, Density, Times, Elderly, Four, Nebraska, Need, University

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