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The truth is I'm not at all surprised of the longevity of my career. In fact, I would be surprised if the opposite were true and if my career did not have this longevity because I can't believe people would purposely deprive themselves of such hilarious, meaningful entertainment at these prices.
Jackie Mason
Jackie Mason
Jackie Mason
Born: Jun 9, 1931

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