39 J. B. Smoove Quotes for You to Enjoy

J. B. Smoove

American Actor

Born: Dec 16, 1966

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People love things about Hollywood. People love to see the inside of what's going on. J. B. Smoove

Love People Inside See About Going Hollywood Hollywood People Things

I don't like to dabble in anything I don't do well. I don't talk politics. J. B. Smoove

Politics Like Talk Well Anything Dabble

It's not even race; it's a certain type of person that gets 'Pootie Tang.' J. B. Smoove

Type Person Gets Race Certain Even

If your boss asks you why you're comin' in late, you say it's 'cause you stayed late. J. B. Smoove

You Cause Late Say Stayed Boss Ask Your Why

If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don't shoot. J. B. Smoove

Director Basketball Team Otherwise Telling Guy He Jordan Like Him Ball Does Pass Got Michael Michael Jordan Improv Shoot Just Movie Your Team Who Bringing Brings Basketball

Mel Gibson is losing it. I don't know how people still supporting this dude's movies like it's all good. That dude is nuts. All you gotta do is shut him down and don't support any of his movies. J. B. Smoove

You gotta improvise in life. You gotta improv if the police pull you over. J. B. Smoove

Life You Police Improvise Over Gotta Improv Pull

When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage. J. B. Smoove

You Babysitting Kid Seeing Small Version Dosage Them

Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove. J. B. Smoove

Partner Before Crew Dancer Name Got Hip-Hop Groove Used

I can apply myself to the format of 'SNL,' I can apply myself to the format of 'Conan,' but at the same time, I'm still being J. B. Smoove. I'm not changing up my style, I'm not changing up how I think, what's funny to me, my delivery, the way I carry myself. J. B. Smoove

I've had jokes stolen a thousand times. But if you can do it better than me, you can have it. I've had jokes stolen from me in the club when I'm next on stage. And my brain will start to turn, and the gears will start turning, and I'll go onstage and create a whole new bit. J. B. Smoove

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I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things: you can't leave the bathroom door open... you can't put your feet on the couch, you can't hide stuff in the couch. J. B. Smoove

You Hide Bathroom Someone Couch Open Put Stuff Feet Sure Leave Want Door Certain Your Certain Things Things

Sometimes you can make friends, and sometimes you can take friends. Sometimes people want to be friends with you, and you gotta be like, 'Okay, I can deal with this person's personality and be their friend, but not necessarily do I have to change who I am. I'm not gonna change myself to be their friend.' J. B. Smoove

I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars. J. B. Smoove

Car Drive Big Truck Dodge American

All you wanna do in life is do what you do well. That's when you're happiest. J. B. Smoove

Life You Well Wanna Happiest

I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons. J. B. Smoove

Big Press Guy Hands Want Thing Button Buttons

I think what I do in my acting world and what I do in my standup world is bring up a brand that I want to bring across. Once you figure out your brand and what you do, it's kind of easy at that. You end up getting your audience. J. B. Smoove

You World Think Once Out Kind Easy Audience End Up Brand Getting Want Across Acting Your Figure Standup Bring

I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me. J. B. Smoove

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I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at 'SNL,' I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you're going to end up at. J. B. Smoove

I wish black people had a flag they could put into the ground, like when the troops stormed Iwo Jima. J. B. Smoove

People Black Wish Troops Could Had Put Like Flag Ground

When I first started doing comedy years ago, I used to be the biggest Michael Richards fan. I used to love this dude. He was on a TV show called 'Fridays,' and man, he was tall and lanky - and I was tall and lanky. I love physical comedy, and he was a physical comedian, and I said, 'Man, I love this guy.' J. B. Smoove

Love Man Comedy First TV TV Show Physical Physical Comedy Guy He Comedian Tall Said Dude Doing Years Years Ago Michael Fan Biggest To Love Richards Used Show Started

Oh, yeah, I've seen 'Seinfeld' 1,000 times. J. B. Smoove

Seen Seinfeld Yeah Times Oh Oh Yeah

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