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Don Rickles
American
Comedian
Born:
May 8
,
1926
Died:
Apr 6
,
2017
Always
Great
Life
Me
People
You
Related authors:
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
Milton Berle
Mitch Hedberg
Robin Williams
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
W. C. Fields
I was a big shot in high school - big into social events and at the dramatic society - and I always had trouble in school. Not because I was a dummy, but I was always busy being the Jackson Heights clown.
Don Rickles
Events
School
Trouble
Big
Clown
Heights
Busy
Society
Dramatic
High
High School
Had
Because
Always
Dummy
Jackson
Big Shot
Being
Social
Shot
My mother was a big influence. She kept pushing me because I was very shy and inhibited. And schoolwork was very difficult for me because I couldn't concentrate. I was failing almost every subject. To this day, I'm not too good at reading a book. But I was the president of my high school comedy group, and they treated me like a king.
Don Rickles
Good
Day
Me
Book
School
Comedy
Mother
King
Big
Reading
Group
Difficult
Every
Too
President
High
High School
Pushing
Almost
Failing
Concentrate
Like
Schoolwork
She
Because
Subject
Big Influence
Very
Influence
Inhibited
Shy
Treated
Kept
One thing a comedian does, when you step on the stage, you're selling yourself, and certainly I don't think the whole world can love you. But if you can get the majority on your side, you're really in business.
Don Rickles
Love
You
Business
Yourself
World
Stage
Think
Side
One Thing
Step
Comedian
Majority
Does
Selling
Get
Love You
Really
Your
Certainly
Whole
Thing
Compared to what comics say today, I'm a monk, but in those days, it was unheard of to make fun of people like I did. Of course, they exaggerated how outrageous I really was.
Don Rickles
Today
People
Say
Those
Exaggerated
Outrageous
Days
Like
Make
Course
How
Comics
Did
Unheard
Really
Fun
Compared
Monk
I did a picture 40 years ago with Carroll O'Connor and Telly Savalas, God rest their souls, and Clint Eastwood, called 'Kelly's Heroes,' which we filmed in Yugoslavia for six months.
Don Rickles
God
Heroes
Rest
Picture
Months
Telly
Eastwood
Souls
Years
Clint
Years Ago
Clint Eastwood
Did
Six
Which
Yugoslavia
Kelly
The inaugural of Ronald Reagan, with Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin. And that was the greatest thing. Ronald Reagan and George Bush. That was - I still remember like it was yesterday.
Don Rickles
Remember
Yesterday
Frank
Frank Sinatra
Martin
Sinatra
Like
Greatest
Dean
Reagan
Dean Martin
Still
George
George Bush
Greatest Thing
Ronald Reagan
Bush
Thing
Herb Solo at that time was the head of MGM. I said, 'I want to live like Clint Eastwood.' Did I know at that time Clint Eastwood, to him, Heaven was a truck, a dog, and a picnic basket for food or something?
Don Rickles
Time
Food
Dog
Live
Solo
Eastwood
Something
Head
Truck
Picnic
Like
Know
Him
Said
Clint
Clint Eastwood
Did
Heaven
Want
Herb
Basket
Why should I retire? I'm like a fighter. The bell rings, and you come out and fight.
Don Rickles
You
Fight
Fighter
Out
Rings
Retire
Come
Like
Should
Why
Bell
Diana Krall I met in, I think it was Canada. She's a lovely lady. Her husband, Elvis Costello, is a great star.
Don Rickles
Great
Husband
Met
Think
Elvis
Costello
She
Diana
Canada
Lady
Lovely
Star
Her
I shouldn't make fun of the blacks: President Obama is a personal friend of mine. He was over to the house yesterday, but the mop broke.
Don Rickles
Yesterday
President
President Obama
Mine
Broke
Obama
Blacks
He
Over
House
Make
Friend
Personal
Fun
You know how a fighter always comes into the dressing room way before a fight? That's me - I'm like a fighter.
Don Rickles
Me
You
Fight
Before
Fighter
Way
Dressing
Dressing Room
Like
Know
Always
How
Room
I don't say I was the first, because, who knows, maybe there was a guy out in Minnesota doing it before me.
Don Rickles
Me
First
Before
Say
Out
Minnesota
Guy
Knows
Because
Doing
Maybe
Who
Sinatra had a lot of mood swings, but he was wonderful to my wife Barbara and to me. He made no bones about who he liked and who he loved, and he had this great charisma. When he walked into a room, it stopped. I've only seen that happen with Ronald Reagan.
Don Rickles
Great
Me
Wonderful
Wife
Made
Seen
Mood
Mood Swings
Charisma
About
Only
Had
He
Sinatra
Liked
Reagan
Lot
Walked
Stopped
Happen
Loved
Ronald Reagan
Barbara
Room
Who
Swings
Bones
I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.'
Don Rickles
Me
You
Walk
Dinner
Party
Idiot
Say
Dinner Party
Give
Give Me
Coat
Don't call me 'sir; 'King Jew' will do fine.
Don Rickles
Me
Will
King
Fine
Call
Sir
Jew
Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.
Don Rickles
Service
Great
You
Club
Pay
Want
Room
Room Service
Sandwich
An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy that gave me the best title - and I use it to this day - was Johnny Carson. He called me Mr. Warmth.
Don Rickles
Best
Day
Me
King
Unkind
Gave
Guy
Johnny
Johnny Carson
He
Insult
Title
Mean
Warmth
Use
Milton
The girls, like, in we'll say Hooters, have less clothing than the girls I worked with in those days. We thought it was wild when they just wore little bells and so forth. But today, in restaurants, some of the waitresses almost work in the nude, you know, to get business.
Don Rickles
Work
Today
You
Business
Thought
Girl
Wild
Say
Those
Restaurants
Some
Almost
Days
Like
Know
Than
Get
Just
Clothing
Little
Wore
Forth
Worked
Less
Bells
There's a difference between an actual insult and a friendly jab. So I don't think I'm offensive onstage.
Don Rickles
Think
Onstage
Between
Insult
Friendly
Offensive
Jab
Difference
Actual
Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.
Don Rickles
Entertainment
Pot
Vegas
Boiling
Las Vegas
Girls were scared of me because I can be loud. Barbara, my wife of 51 years, is very low-key. She was my picture agent's secretary.
Don Rickles
Me
Wife
Girl
Picture
Secretary
Scared
She
Because
Were
Years
Loud
Very
Barbara
Agent
Low-Key
I never went out looking for glory.
Don Rickles
Looking
Out
Never
Glory
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.
Don Rickles
Life
Business
My Life
Sold
Kid
Laughed
Nobody
Insurance
Show
Show Business
Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.
Don Rickles
Phones
Cares
Only
Dummy
Who
Who Cares
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.
Don Rickles
Knowledge
First
Later
Guy
Comedians
Doing
Trying
Different
Then
Really
Started
Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.
Don Rickles
Myself
Well
Call
Always
Wanted
Actor
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