36 Dane Cook Quotes for You to Enjoy

Dane Cook

American Comedian

Born: Mar 18, 1972

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When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer. Dane Cook

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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. Dane Cook

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I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching. Dane Cook

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When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man. Dane Cook

I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people. Dane Cook

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Here's the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they appreciate the effort. And if you mail it in or if you give 80 percent, even with a win, they'll let you know that's not how you do it. They want - if it's comedian, if it's a musician, bring us your best show. Dane Cook

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